Total Drama All Stars

Day 7

Gwen, Scott, Courtney, Cameron and I all sat on the steps of our loser cabin with plates of breakfast in our hands. I could smell the fresh food coming from the spa hotel and I wanted to die looking down at my spoiled looking food.

“Is toast supposed to be green?” Cameron asked.

“On Total Drama it is” I said setting my plate down next to me and hearing my stomach rumble in response. I’m sorry but starvation is much better than green toast.

“Mama calls this penicillin puree!” Scott said taking the toast from Cameron “Never had a cold in my life!” He shoved it in his mouth and ate it.

Gwen gagged, we don’t agree much, but this time I can back her. “You’re too red neck to know what to do with yourself” I said to him.

Alejandro walked over to us-yep-walked. It’s weird to see him up and about again, but I have to say, it is nice not having his feet all up in your face while you talk to him.

“Well, well, wakey-wakey-legs-a-fakey” Scott said to him.

“It truly is a miracle my legs finally woke up, now they can be put to good use for our team” Alejandro said.

“Tell me I’m not the only one buying this “your legs just woke up randomly” story” I said.

“No way I am” Scott agreed with me.

“Why is that not a believable story?” Alejandro asked.

“First, you’re you, which means you’re a lying manipulative little boy, and knowing you, if your legs woke up any sooner than the last challenge, you would’ve kept it to yourself until there was a good moment to show the truth” I explained.

“And bravo because you definitely had everyone fooled, and probably gave Chris the best ratings this shows ever seen with that last elimination ceremony” I added.

He bowed “All in a day’s work, now I’m ready to get back to work with my teammates” I think he physically can’t help but be fake-ly polite twenty-four-seven.

“After today there won’t be any teams” Courtney said.

“What are you talking about?” Alejandro asked.

“There are only ten players left, we have to merge soon!” She said.

I scoffed “Yeah, I really fucking hope so”

I went in the confessional /“This team has been the biggest shit show and one of the worst teams I’ve been placed on, and I was on team “so-called” Victory”/

“And after what you did to Heather good luck finding an ally Al” Courtney said to Alejandro.

“I would prefer it if you did not call me that name” Alejandro said angrily. Reminder to self: if he ever seriously pisses me off again, just call him Al for the rest of eternity as pay back.

“What’s wrong with the name Al?” Scott asked getting up and going up to Alejandro. “My sister’s named Al! Short for Albertha”

I shook my head “Tell Albertha I’m sorry your parents have horrible name choices” I mean Albertha? I’d rather die.

Scott gave me a look “It’s not a bad name! She’s the county hog caller, soo-wee! Soo-wee!” Scott called out; a large pig ran over to us and jumped on top of Scott making him yell out in pain.

“Yeah, hog calling looks like a really useful ability” I said to Scott while the pig stood on his chest panting happily.

“Good soon to be painful morning everyone!” Chris greeted us on the loud speaker. “Well that’s always a good way to start the day” I said.