My Every Breath{Criss Angel Fanfic.}

~Nine~

I was up still laying in the bed with Stoney laying beside me lightly snoring when I heard Kc calling to all of us telling us all that it was time for dinner if we were hungry. Johnny and my mom were the first ones down the stairs because Johnny said he was very hungry...then he changed the subject as he asked where his daddy was at, then JD and Costa came racing down the hallway as soon as they heard the word 'food'. Stoney was still sound asleep, so I slowly went beside him and put my finger close to his ear and annoyingly gave it a thump.

Stoney flew out of bed as he checked his ear, then looked at the devilish grin on my face...he put his shirt on as he called me an asswipe. I ignored his name calling and told him that the lovely girl from down the stairs hollered up at us to come down if we were hungry because dinner was ready. Stoney wrapped his arm around me as I went out the door and said that he was always in the mood for some good food. I was too busy thinking about the girl to want food...and once again it got me into trouble, I wasn't looking where I was going, and she came out the doors and the door hit me right in the nose...and I was on my ass looking up at her. With Stoney looking down at me laughing his ass off.

Kc sat the trays of food on the table and rushed over to me and asked me if I was alright. I gave her a slight smile and a chuckle and said I was fine...but we needed to stop running into each other like this because it wasn't healthy for us. She gave me a smile as she offered her hand to help me up, beens I was still on the floor like an idiot. I thanked her but instead of her helping me I did a fancy break dance move and did a back flip up on my feet. It wasn't that I didn't want her help, I was just insecure about trying to flirt with her...even though I really liked her a lot. I was just afraid to get into another messed up relationship, hoping for the best, but ending up with the same shit but just with different girls.

I sat down on the other side of my son and began to slowly eat, my mom saw the insecure look on my face and leaned over and asked me what was wrong...I gave her a little smile and told her that my mind was saying yes yes, but my heart was telling me to stay away before it gets crushed again. She looked to where I was pointing with my eyes, and said that maybe this girl was different because she wasn't like any of the other girls I've been with...she was a blue collar working girl, not some rich heartless, plastic celebrity gold-digger like the others were. 

As I finished eating I couldn't for some reason take my eyes off of her, I found myself ogling like a lovesick teenager, and it was quite embarrassing especially when my son began to giggle at me for the enduring stares I had on her...I gave myself a slight blush and looked down at my empty plate, then got up and carried it to the kitchen just so I could get away from her and them for a few minutes...I walked in a couple circles and asked myself what in the hell was wrong with me...that Criss Angel just didn't act this way. I gave a long breath in, and slowly exhaled and said I could do this...then I walked back to the dining room  only to be looking at three other young ladies that I didn't see before. They all giggled at me as I slowly sat down beside my son...then they took turns introducing themselves to all of us.

I soon found out that one of the girls was Kc's sister, and her name was Rachel. The other two were her cousins Kim and Sandy. I couldn't help but notice they were all very beautiful young ladies. So just because my mom insisted that I do something for them I did a few magic tricks for them, then I did my famous string thru the eye trick and got all of them to get squeamish and turn their heads away, except for Kc, she seemed rather interested in it. Afterward, Stoney pointed out to me that none of them seemed to have wedding rings on their fingers. Stoney sat in between Rachel and Kim and asked if they lived around here or if they were just visiting. Kim quickly said she lived not far from here, Sandy gave a giggle and said she didn't live around here at all that she was just visiting her cousins, that she was from Boston. Stoney took a fancy to her and asked her if she was seeing anyone. Sandy gave him a silly smile and said she wished she wasn't but she had a good thing going with a guy which was supposed to be meeting her here in the morning. 

Stoney then turned to Rachel and asked her if she was seeing anyone...Rachel blushed and shook her head no, that she hasn't been with another guy since she dumped her last boyfriend over two months ago. Stoney's eyes brightened up and asked her if she was interested in a mildly Gothic, wildly dressed, guy with a lot of piercings and a few awesome tattoos, and a wild ass mohawk. Then just to add to it he put his hands together and fluttered his eye lashes at her. I told him he really needed help. But what was more crazy was when his silly ass ways actually got her interested!! Stoney gave me a thumbs up as he and Rachel went out the door to take a walk and to have a nice and colorful conversation.

I looked over at mom and told her I couldn't believe that actually worked for Stoney. Our mom just gave a silly shrug and said some girls actually enjoy a good and silly sense of humor in a man...then she picked up her grandson and told him it was time to get the face cleaned up then she was going to take him outside so he could play for a while to run down some of his energy...Johnny squealed in delight, as he asked if he could take Houdini outside with him. I gave him a wink, and told him he sure could.