At school.
Ohhhhh SNAP!!!! The girl in front of me has piece of mulch in her hair!!!! I have to tell her or kids will laugh at her!!
How do I approach? What if she thinks I'm creepy?
SCREW IT!!!! I'M GONNA BE A HERO TODAY!!!
I gently reach out to grab the piece of mulch from her hair-
"HEY PHILLIP!!!!", yells Dan.
I quickly put my hand behind my butt.
"Ew... Phillip. Why are you obsessed with your booty?" asked Dan.
"FOR THE LOVE OF FARTS!!!!! DAN, NOT NOW!!!! I'm trying to save someone!!!" I yelled.
The girl and her group of friends turned around.
Ahhhh! I yelled to loud.
Well... it's now or never.
"Hey.. uh. Um..you have some mulch in your hair."
"Me?", asked the girl.
Dan interjected, "Hold on, that's just-"
"SHUT UP DAN!!! I'M SORTA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!"
I yelled.
"That is my grandmother's hair pin... not mulch.", said the girl.
I was frozen with my mouth open.
The girls walked away quickly.
Dan was cracking up. "I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM TOUCHING HER HAIR PIN!!!"
"H-h-how did you know it was a hair pin?" I asked.
"Phillip, that's my sister."
*Silence*
"Excuse me Dan, I'll be leaving now."
"Phillip!!! Where you going???"
"To throw myself off a bridge."
I'm no hero.
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