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Girl Situation

As all of you girls should know, we have our monthly "Girl Thing". With cramps, mood swings, hunger, and much more. You should also know that we have to change our Pads or Tampons from time to time, sure you can do it when ever you want, but the most difficult challenge is doing it in school.... during class...especially in biology...when you are the only girl in the sitting arrangement area...and your changing device is in you backpack.....under the table.... in the pocket with the loudest zipper to open....and when you open the zipper, the guy next to you may look over...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!! I am in this situation.

Piper-age 15- the girl in the situation.

That's me. I sneezed recently and it felt like I slightly urinated my underwear, but I know it wasn't urine. That was a sign that I had to change.... during biology. I mean all we had to do was finish a short assignment for the rest of the period (heh period) period as in Biology.

No big deal... just get your backpack, open the zipper, get the pad and go to the restroom. I thought to myself.

I discretely pushed back my chair stool in order to have room to bend over and get my backpack but- SCREAACH went the stool.

Thanks you spirits of embarrassments for making me realize that I am a disappointment in your presence.

Cole-age 15- the guy that sits to the left of me.

Now, Cole has already glanced over here TWICE! If he sees me pull out THE ITEM..he's gonna make a big deal out of it like saying.."Ohh haha, it's that time of month huh Piper? No wonder your so quiet today!!"

Man, I wanna slap that fart face already.

I could just pull THE ITEM out on the right side of me... buuuuuut,

Daniel -age 15- the nerd introvert who sits to the right of me...

might see it and not want to be my partner for Bio Labs anymore... he's not a man with the ladies, he's an introverted nerd, but he is a great partner.

Oh well.. it's now or never.

I bend over to dig in my backpack like I am looking for a pen. Then, I  grab the zipper to the pocket, where I keep MY ITEMS, and unzip it very quickly. I glance to the left and right of me. Cole is on his computer and Daniel is reading a book.

So far not doomed

I grab hold of THE ITEM and... shoot... now what? I can't just bluntly walk to the sign out sheet with THE ITEM in my hand for the whole class to see!! I'm just gonna have to put it in my pocket. Oh no!! But if I put it in the left pocket... Cole.. and if I put it in the right pocket.. Daniel. I still continue to fake dig in my backpack. Hnnnnnngggg!!!!!!

All I need is a miracle, like a distraction for the class!! Just a quick second!

I suddenly see Johnny Cuttlequartz get out of his seat.

Johnny-age 15- the kid that always does something wrong and gets the whole classes attention...somehow, someway.

This is just the guy I need for this situation. COME ON JOHNNY CUTTLEQUARTZ GO AND EMBARRASS YA SELF!!!!

What luck!! Johnny knocked over one of the supply kits on the tables when he attempted to get a tissue! All of the markers came tumbling out next to Daniel and he bent into the aisle to help pick up the markers. The whole class stared for about 1.97 seconds and kept working again, but Daniel and Johnny were still picking up markers. Once the class looks away..I will put THE ITEM in my right pocket since Daniel is bending down.

Ready, set , NOW!!!.

I quickly swipe THE ITEM from my backpack and move my hand to my right pocket, but it wasn't going in the pocket at  all! I quickly look down to see what is wrong and I realize... THESE ARE THE JEANS WITH FAKE POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IS THE POINT OF MAKING FALSE POCKETS!???!!!? WHY NOW!!!?
POCKET GODS!!! WHYYYY??!!?

I see that Daniel and Johnny have finished picking up markers and Daniel was starting to sit upright on his table stool. I had no choice. I frantically shoved THE ITEM in my pants and placed my hands on my desk. Daniel looked at me and I gave a shuttle grin.
"Th-that was nice of you Daniel." I said

"Well, Johnny needs all the help he can get." Responded Daniel.

Well that worked too.

Now that I had THE ITEM in my pants, all I had to do was go to the sign out sheet and I will be on my way.

I quietly stood up from my stool and was interrupted by Cole,

"Where are ya off to Pepper Piper?" Asked Cole.
"China." I plainly responded.

I walked behind Daniel in order to get out of the long connected table, since I was in the middle.

Everything is working out perfectly. What could possible go wrong?

THHHHHEEEEEEEN, when Daniel tried to scoot his stool toward so I could get buy, his arm brushed on the side of my pants... which pushed THE ITEM out. Apparently, I didn't shove it in my pants far enough.

It was like everything moved in slow motion like those dramatic suspense movies, when everything is failing right in front of your face. THE ITEM was slowly falling right next to Daniels shoe. He even saw it falling too. I just stood there, watching it, fall. I started thinking about my childhood and all my mistakes. I also started thinking about what I would write on my will. I also started considering who should speak at my funeral. If I still had dignity, I also thought about escaping to Canada to start a new life, since this one is officially over.

THE ITEM landed. Daniel stared at it fo a while. I wanted to cry.
Daniel picked it up and looked at me with a blank expression. I put my hand over my mouth. Daniel continued to look at me and and then he whispered.

"Hurry, take it."

I took it from his hand and held it low.

"Piper, I have an older sister. It's cool. It's normal." He let out a small grin and pushed up his square glasses.

Man, how does he not have a girlfriend.

A suddenly realization came across me. This is normal. It is part of life. This is nature and there is nothing to be ashamed about it. If anyone thinks it's weird, well, they aren't tough enough to be a human!!! This is life!!!! That's right! I'm on my period! Girls can bleed for almost a week and do anything!!! We are strong!! I AM STRONG!

I smile at Daniel and PROUDLY SHOVE MY PAD IN MY PANTS and walk to the sign out sheet.

When I come back to the class, I start to walk back to my seat then Johnny Cuttlequartz speaks very loudly.

"Hey, Piper. I saw your pad fall! You're on your period?"

Several boys heads whip over to look at me, and all the girls heads look at Johnny with angry expressions. Daniel tugs on my shirt and I take that as a reminder and I start to speak.

"Yes, Johnny. I am. It's is a natural thing and it is part of life. That doesn't have to be public, but now that you know I am on my period, you will know that I am a little moody and that means you should stay outta my business and outta my way...please."

The boys let out an "Ohhhhh", and the girls start clapping and saying, "You go girl".

In the end I learned that, being on your period is a normal thing and it is your business too. But, the real important lesson is that Johnny Cuttlequarts is a disgrace to the human race, don't be like him.

A/N

OH MY GOSH! GUYS, I am so sorry! I have been gone for so long! It's school and the holidays! I am not dead! I have missed writing so much! I only write for y'all to be happy and here some of my stories! Thank you so much for reading this, it means the world to me! I will try my very best to write as much as possible! I love you, and stay tooned!💕