maze runner imagines

The pickup lines ~Newt~

Minho: Go Newt! With these, there's no way Y/N won't notice your feelings!

Newt: Okay...

1st try.

Y/N: Newt, you're injured! what happened?

Newt: I kinda fell for you.

Jeff: Now I know why all the slicers are injured.

2nd Try.

Y/N: Sometimes I wonder about my parents, like what did my dad do for a living?

Newt: He was probably a priest.

Y/N: ....Why?

Newt: Coz you're a blessing.

Gally: In a very good disguise.

Y/N: I hope there's some good in you too Gally.

3rd Try.

Y/N: Ugh I HATE helping the slicers! their job is sickening and it get's me all dirty.

Newt: You won't be complaining when I get you all dirty.

Y/N: You mean at the gardens?

Newt: *sigh* Yes at the gardens.

4rth try.

Y/N: The builders are making a new shack apparently.

Newt: That's nice the two of us should try building something new too.

Y/N: Oh? Like What?

Alby: A nice big lock for your door Y/N.

Newt: .....

5th Try

Y/N: I'm thirsty.

Newt: Well good thing my body is 75% water.

Y/N: Yea well mine is too but that ain't enough.

6th try

Y/N: Heyyy! The creators sent up clothes!

Newt: Yep, managed to grab me a new sweat shirt.

Y/N *touches what Newt's wearing*: Nice! What material is it?

Newt: Boyfriend Material

Frypan: Really? pretty sure it's nylon.

(later on)

Y/N: Newt? Are you alright, you've been acting really strangely lately.

Newt: It's nothing, I think Thomas has finally got to my nerves.

Thomas: Hey why does everyone just put the blame on me?

Gally: Because when you're pinned as the source of trouble it's completely believable.