"Nelson, is that your bedingo out there?!" A voice cried.
Nelson woke slowly, remembering his dank dreams he had.
Nelson went up to the apartment window to see what his owner was talking about.
"Well, is it?"
Nelson looks behind him to see a tall, male, curly-haired brunette lookin' geek wearing a Wii controller costume.
"I've gotta' hurry to get to my convention!" The owner explained hastily.
Nelson yawned.
"Well, my guy, no, it's not mine. It's probably Blake Oliver's DIY meme trap like he told us he was making," Nelson suggested.
"Well whatever it is, get rid of it. I'm late!" The owner stormed out of the apartment almost slipping on Nelson's finaceri, GoPro, pedo pillow.
Nelson got down from the window and put on his doggo toes.
"To the meme trap!"
Nelson walked out the door whilst whipping and naynaying to all his homies down to the ground floor.
Nelson walked up to the meme trap. He thought it looked like a pretty dank lookin' mattress.
"Okay, I'll try pushing it."
Nelson starts pushing.
"Hey!"
Nelson jumped with fright.
"You can talk?!" Nelson asked, recovering from the fright.
"Duh, you simple cag," the meme trap replied.
Nelson didn't know what a cag was, but it probably meant something DANK.
"Hey, I got to move your fine mattress butt away from my lawn," Nelson explained, "my owner said so."
"Well, I ain't movin'," The meme trap said stubbornly.
"Fine, I'm going to have to move you by force."
Nelson pulls out two soggy cheerios out of his pant pocket and threw them on the meme trap.
"AHHH!" The meme trap jumped 100 feet into the sky, "that was very sour of you!"
"Well, I had to move you somehow," Nelson said, trying not to pass out by all the work he did.
"You know what! You're getting on my nerves!"
The meme trap jumped onto Nelson.
"Gahh! Got off of my cush!" Nelson yelled.
"Not until you share a dank meme with me," The meme trap said stubbornly.
"Fine! Fine!"
Nelson pulled out his Instagram account and went searching for his favorite memes.
"Here."
Nelson sent a video of a dank tomato flying in a universe far far away...
"That's not funny," The meme trap said.
"What? H-here's another."
Nelson then proceeds to send him another meme.
It was a doggo picking a new mom.
"That's sad, send me a really funny one!"
Nelson sent the funniest meme he could find. It was a cow pretending to be a man's manager.
"Ahahaha! That's funny, I wanna do that on a leap year!" The meme trap said with excitement.
"Great! Get off me! A deal is a deal."
"Alright."
The meme trap got off him and rubbed Nelson's head with a tissue.
"All better."
"Yeah, r-right."
Nelson pulled up his pants and ran to his apartment.
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures
Humor(COMPLETED STORY) Meet Nelson Meem. He lives in an apartment with his convention obsessed owner, Jaiden. Nelson goes on many DANK adventures from getting a meme trap off his yard, to go on a quest to find a legendary, golden, gorilla leg. He loves m...
