Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures

Story #13: The Go-Kart

*vroom!*

A car went zooming down Nelson's street.

"I wish I could do that...." Nelson sighed, "That's it!"

Nelson ran to Jaiden. He was combing his hair for his next convention. This convention was a fancy one, so Jaiden wanted to look as "fancy" as possible.

"What is it, Nelp?" Jaiden asked, still combing his hair.

"I want to build a custom go-kart!" Nelson explained.

Jaiden stopped combing, but then started again.

"Sounds Gucci. Just don't use my Orangutan Glue."

"Cool, thanks!"

Nelson ran to the storage room to grab some kart supplies.

"What do we have here?"

Jaiden never bought anything go-kart-y, so Nelson took their car apart.

"How does a white sedan go-kart sound?" Nelson asked himself.

"Sounds better than a wooden one," Nelson replied to himself.

So, Nelson got to work.

"Where does this, how do you pronounce this, a-alternator go? Oh, well.... It's probably a spare part..." Nelson said, putting it in the trunk.

Two Hours Later~

"Last, but not least, spray paint!"

Nelson got orange spray paint and sprayed down the whole kart.

*tssss*

*cluck cluck cluck*

*tssss*

"Perfect! Orange and sexy, just like me," Nelson said proudly, "now to test this thing."

Nelson rolled the kart into the apartment parking lot.

"Now to get in this puppy."

Nelson sat in the one and only seat, and it was beyond comfortable.

"Uh huh..... yup...... I can work with this......"

He turned the key.

*vroom!*

"Aw, snap! That's DANK!"

Nelson put pressure on the gas pedal.

*vroom vroom!*

"Niiiiiiice!!"

*skirt-skirt!*

And off he went down the road.

"Where should I go first?"

Nelson carelessly took out a map from the trunk and put all his attention on it.

"How about that Go-Kart Race at Greenwood Lane!?" Nelson asked himself.

"Child's play, but it'll work," Nelson responded to himself, "then that's where we're going!"

And off he went to the Go-Kart Race.

15 Minutes Later~

*skirt-skirt!*

"Here it is! The 37th Annual Go-Kartium Race!"

Nelson drove straight in as if it were his own.

Nelson saw hundreds of people and animals.

"Ew, a dog," Nelson said in disgust, looking at a rock.

"Excuse me sir, but what do you think you're doing driving that thing on the sidewalk?" a man asked with an annoyed look.