A Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures Special!
Go read Part I before you read this! This won't make sense if you don't!
Enjoy the special! 😃😃😁😁
*clack, clack, clack*
"HELLO, EARTH!"
"Ahhh!" The kids ran behind the tree.
The creature looked like a mechanical dog. It had glowing yellow eyes and shiny, grey, metal fur. It looked like the dog breed, the terrier.
"Who are you?" It said with a boxy, robot voice.
"Oh! I'm Nelson. Nelson Meem."
The dog jumped to Nelson with amazing hight and distance.
"Woah!" Nelson yelled.
The dog sniffed Nelson.
"A cat... I hate cats!"
"Oh... I'm sorry about that, but you just landed on Earth. Can you state your name and why you're here?" Nelson asked.
The dog finally noticed Jaiden. And muttered laughter.
"Okay, fine. Sounds fair. My name is Mack. Why I'm here? Well... I'm here for help," Mack explained.
"Help? Help with what?" Nelson asked.
"I need help rescuing my daughter."
"Aw, snap! Your daughter got kidnapped!?"
"Yes. By a prince who really liked her. When my daughter said she didn't feel the same way, he kidnapped her to force her to be with him. He's been keeping her in a castle on your planet. It's called, 'the castle of Morgunpoi'," Mack explained.
"Morgunpoi!? No one ever goes there anymore."
"That's why it was the perfect place. So, you gonna' help?" Mack asked.
"Hold on..."
Nelson shook Jaiden to wake him up.
"Huh? HUH? AHHH! NOOO!! SSSSTOP!!" Jaiden yelled.
"Uh... Jaiden. It's me, Nelson..." Nelson said in an awkward voice.
"Oh, hey... Is it over?"
"What?"
"The meteor shower. Is it over?"
"Oh, yeah.... can I ask you something, Jaiden," Nelson asked.
"Yeah, sure. Wutch-a got?" Jaiden asked.
"Can your, uh.... wife help me rescue my daughter?" Mack asked.
"What?! First of all, he's a he, and he's not my wife, he's my cat. Second of all, rescue your daughter? Who are you?!"
"I'm Mack. My daughter was kidnapped and I need Nelson's help to rescue her."
The boys finally came back from behind the tree.
Jaiden looked back at the kids running towards them.
"Who are you?" Jaiden asked.
"I'm Seth" Seth pointed at himself "And Simon," Simon whipped and naynayed.
'Oh. Another of Nelson's friends,' Jaiden thought.
"Hey, can we come? We heard you from behind the tree," Simon asked.
"Sure, I'll take some nine-year-olds with me. The more the merrier," Mack said cheerfully.
"Yay!" The boys cheered.
"Are you $tupid! Taking kids on this crazy rescue mission of yours?" Jaiden asked.
"They'll be fine. I can shoot toaster ovens out of my butt. Nelson and I got this all under control."
The twins laughed uncontrollably.
"See, they like me already," Mack said, patting the kids on the head with his extended arms.
"Welp, looks like I have to be the Adult here."
*sigh*
"I'll go too," Jaiden decided.
"As you humans say, Okie Dokie! Let's go to Morgunpoi!"
"This guy is so cringy..." Nelson whispered to Jaiden.
"Yeah..." he agreed.
YOU ARE READING
Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures
Humor(COMPLETED STORY) Meet Nelson Meem. He lives in an apartment with his convention obsessed owner, Jaiden. Nelson goes on many DANK adventures from getting a meme trap off his yard, to go on a quest to find a legendary, golden, gorilla leg. He loves m...
