Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures

Story #4: The Assignment

It was another same ol' miserable day in Razville High, until...

"Hey, Nelson. What are you going to do for show and tell?" a random girl asked.

"Um, who are you?" Nelson asked, turning around.

"Your best friend from 8th Grade. Remember? Does Kat ring a bell?"

"Uh... nope. You must be pulling my scapula."

They sat there in silence until Nelson realized what she said.

"What?! Show and tell?! Isn't that for the younger presidents?!"

Kat smiled, satisfied.

"Nope, it's for us too, and it's tomorrow for Mr. Obamacare's class."

*ring ring ring!*

the bell rung throughout the high school.

Nelson sprinted out the high school doors and ran to his apartment. He didn't even take the bus home like he usually does.

"Show and tell, more like.... know and yell," Nelson said under his breath, irritably.

*slam!*

Nelson slammed the door and ran to his room.

"What should I show. Finaceri, go pro, pedo pillow? Naw. Kelp fries? Naw. I got it! Oh, Patrisha!" Nelson yelled.

A figure appeared right in front of him. It was his Fairy godmother, Patrisha!

"Hey, baby. I see you still haven't picked up your bread."

"I-I'll do it later. I need your help."

"What is it, child?"

"I need something for show and tell," Nelson explained.

"Isn't that for younger presidents?"

"That's what I thought!"

"Oh, well. What do you need?" Patrisha asked.

"Something cool."

"You got to be more specific," Patrisha said.

"I got it! A fidget spinnet!"

"A... fidget spinner?"

"Yush," Nelson decided.

"Alright, baby!"

With a flick of the wrist, there was a fidget spinner.

It was camouflage and had four sharp sides instead of three. Nelson picked it up in awe.

"It's beautiful..."

"Thank you, baby," Patrisha said.

Nelson spun the fidget spinner. It spun like a graceful seastar.

"This is perfect," Nelson said, and then he collapsed...

12.2555, round to the nearest tenth, hours later~

"EARTH!" Nelson screamed waking up on the floor.

"Oh, no! I fell asleep!"

Nelson pulled out his pocket watch and put on his spectacle.

"Let's see uh.... 10:00! I'm late for know and yell, I mean show and tell!"

Nelson got up, and dashed to school.

*CRASH!*

Nelson slammed the school doors open. He ran as fast as he could. He tried thinking of Sanic Speed, but nothing changed.

He finally found his classroom.

"I'm here!" Nelson announced, out of breath, under the arch of the door.

Everyone was staring at him.

"Mr. Meem, why are you late?" Mr. Obamacare asked.

"Well, you see, I was trying to get something for show and yell, I mean know and tell, NOO!"

In anger, Nelson threw a raisin at a student.

Nelson inhaled and exhaled.

"I was trying to get something for show and tell," Nelson finally said.

"Mr. Meem, that assignment isn't due until next week!" The teacher yelled.

"What?" Nelson looked at Kat, and she was cracking up.

Kat lied to Nelson.

"But since you so rudely threw that raisin at Lincoln, I will have you do it right now!"

"Well, tbh, it was a grape when I put it in there—"

"SILENCE! GO!"

Nelson walked up to the front of the classroom and reached for his fidget spinner in his pocket nervously. It wasn't there.

"What the—"

He must of have left without it.

"What's wrong, Meem? You lose something?"

"Y-yes my item for show and tell."

Everyone laughed.

"Well, Meem. You better think of something else to show and tell.

Nelson thought hard...

"Urania or is it Urmiqua, Whatever."

Nelson pulled out his smartphone and went on Instagram.

"No phones in class, Meem," Mr. Obamacare reminded.

"This is for show and tell!"

Nelson finally found it! He went on his favorites, and looked for the juiciest of memes.

"Today, class. I will be showing you my most favorite memes!"

Everyone cheered, except for one kid, he screamed because he's scared of memes.

"Okay, here's one."

He goes on a video. It was a guy who didn't know how to answer questions properly in an interview.

"Ahahah!" Everyone laughed, even the scared one... or was he crying?

"Here's another!" He shows a video of a clown jumping off a roof believing he could fly.

They liked that one too.

"Finally, I have this one!"

He shows them a video of a kid saying to himself,

"I smell like beef, I smell like beef, I smell like beef."

Everyone died of laughter at that one, but that one kid was about to jump out the window.

Everyone clapped and so did the teacher.

"Thank you Meem, for showing us those hilarious memes," the teacher exclaimed.

"No problem, teach!"

Nelson sat down and they continued the school day, except Nelson got lots more homies at the end of the day.