"I'm the map!"
Nelson the Cat was watching yet another suspense-filled adventure with Sora the Explosion and her DANK friends.
A commercial break went on. Nelson got up, and went to the kitchen for a tart.
Nelson was reaching for the tarts, but then he stopped and thought,
'What if I make my own map and go on my own DANK adventure?'
Nelson almost collapsed with the genius of the idea he gave birth to.
Nelson resumed his mission and grabbed a tart. Then he went to get a pencil and paper to make a map.
Nelson sat down on his finaceri, GoPro, pedo pillow and started to brainstorm.
"A quest to find the legendary, golden, gorilla leg?" Nelson asked aloud.
A mouse dragging bread looked over to Nelson and dabbed.
*GASP!*
Nelson gasped, remembering the fact he saw on the internet a few weeks ago; if a mouse dabs at you, it means you made a legendary idea.
Nelson immediately got to work on the map.
'I'll need some DANK friends too,' Nelson decided.
He looked around for any living thing.
"Guess nothing lives but me."
"Ha! Psych! That's the wrong number!"
A muffled voice yelled.
Nelson jumped.
"What the which watch?!"
Nelson got off the finaceri, GoPro, pedo pillow. The pillow grew a face, arms, and legs.
"Is this real life?" Nelson whispered in astonishment.
"It is I, the Finaceri, GoPro, Pedo Pillow! But you can call me FGPP," The pillow explained.
"You're alive!" Nelson said with amazement.
"Of course, my friend. All of us are. Also, do you know how many showers and washing my eyes out I have to do? It's a lot if you didn't guess!"
"Wait? All of you? Who's all of you?" Nelson asked.
"I knew you would have questions. They always have questions. You know this is why we don't show ourselves. Any way, Come on out guys!" FGPP demanded.
Things starting moving and standing up.
"Hi-a!" Everything greeted.
Nelson took a step back.
"Uh... Heyyyy guys-s," Nelson said, feeling intimidated.
Then sparkles appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the room. The sparkles started spinning in a circle getting faster by the second.
*CRACK!*
A figure appeared. Everyone faced the figure.
"What's going on, everybody!?"
It was Patrisha!
"Patrisha!" Everyone yelled in excitement.
"Wait, you guys know her?" Nelson asked.
"Of course! She awoke us. Now we live!" FGPP explained.
"That's right, baby," Patrisha courtesies.
"Why?" Nelson asked.
"I was getting bored staying in the cubby. It gets lonely, you know?"
"Okay, back to the point. I need some DANK friends to go with me on a DANK adventure to retrieve a legendary, golden, gorilla leg."
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Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures
Humor(COMPLETED STORY) Meet Nelson Meem. He lives in an apartment with his convention obsessed owner, Jaiden. Nelson goes on many DANK adventures from getting a meme trap off his yard, to go on a quest to find a legendary, golden, gorilla leg. He loves m...
