Nelson the Cat and his DANK Adventures

Story #3: The Fishing Trip

"Hey, Nelson!" His owner yelled.

"What is it?!"

"I'm going fishing with my convention buddies. Wanna come?!"

Nelson jumped off the couch he was lying on, and ran to his owner.

"Ahhh! Gets some pants on, Nelson!" The owner demanded.

Nelson ran back and put on blue jeans with suspenders and then he ran back.

"Okay, Nelson. You go to the car. I'll be right with you, I'm just going to bleach my eyes out."

Nelson went to their white sedan. The lights were still on from when his owner went to a Spongebob convention. Nelson got in the front seat and turned on the radio.

But then, the worst thing happened. "Sweatshirt" by Jacob Sartorius was on.

Nelson took out his golf club out and smashed the radio 336.34 times squared.

Nelson, still shook at the unpleasant surprise, noticed his owner coming to the car with fishing supplies.

The owner opened the trunk and put everything in.

That moment right there was the moment Nelson remembered he was neutered.

The owner opened the car door and sat in.

"You ready, Nelson?"

"Yup."

He started the car and they drove out of their driveway.

"So, owner. What's your name?"

"I've had you for 6 years, and you still don't know my name?"

"You never told me, owner guy."

"Oh, uh... Sorry about that. The name's Jaiden,"

"Oh..."

Jaiden and Nelson sat there in silence. Eventually, it got too awkward, so Nelson took out his pillow and went to sleep on the spot.

2 hours later~

"Nelson! Get up!" Jaiden yelled.

"What the heck!"

Nelson sat up quickly and clawed Jaiden on the forearm.

"Gah! You little, doormat!"

Jaiden slammed the door and had put his hand on his forearm.

Nelson got up, stretched, and yawned.

"Wad he sayy??" Nelson asked, getting out the car.

He walked up to Jaiden and sat down next to him.

"So, how does one fish?" Nelson asked.

Jaiden looked over at Nelson still a little annoyed by their episode in the car, sighed, and said,

"Well, it goes a little something like this."

Jaiden got up and stook a worm to his fishing pole.

"That's step 1. Go on, do it," Jaiden said, looking like a freshly cut tortilla chip.

"Okay."

Nelson got his fishing pole and stook the worm to it with no difficulties.

"Great! Now's the funky part."

Jaiden whipped the fishing pole into the water.

"Oh, my word! That was much impressive!" Nelson exclaimed.

Nelson copied what Jaiden did.

So.... now what?" Nelson asked.

"We wait," Jaiden answered.

"What? I thought this would be fun!"

"It is!"

"No, it's not!"

They sat in silence once again.

"My buds will be here soon," Jaiden said, quietly and depressingly.

Jaiden got up, and walked away.

Nelson looked at his crotch and started to regret what he said.

Jaiden let him come along with him on his trip and all Nelson did was add bad ingredient sauce to it.

Jaiden came back with his buddies.

"These are the guys I go with to my conventions," Jaiden said depressingly.

"Hey, guys."

Everyone waved.

"Jaiden, I need to talk to you. Come with me."

Jaiden and Nelson went behind a tree.

"You know, man. I'm sorry. I was a cloudy pulp. I appreciate the trip. I was just a little triggered."

"It's all right, Nelson. I forgive you.
Thanks for that. Any who, come meet my buds."

Nelson and Jaiden go back to the docks and chat with Jaiden's comrades.