SPECIAL GUEST: Tobuscus (From The Detective Pin Quadrilogy)
"I don't know about this, Nelson...."
"Don't worry, Tobuscus. We do this every time we're in Washington D.C," Nelson explained.
"Sneaking into the White House? Is that even possible?" Tobuscus asked.
"Of course it is! All you have to do is say you're from the FBI, show them your 'badge', and they let you in."
"If we get caught, we'll be sent to jail," Tobuscus informed.
"We won't. Here."
Nelson handed Tobuscus a shiny, golden badge. It said "FBI" in the middle.
"This will never work," Tobuscus said.
"Watch," Nelson said proudly.
Nelson and Tobuscus walked up to the guards in front of the White House.
"Who are you?" A tall guard asked.
"FBI," Nelson announced confidently, raising his badge.
"I don't remember anybody requesting FBI."
Nelson's face turned blank. He must not have expected that response.
"D-Donald Trump requested help to catch... internet hackers.... he's been having problems lately," Tobuscus confidently announced.
"Of course!" The guard opened the gate.
"Nice catch," Nelson whispered, as they walked into the White House.
"Thanks."
"Welcome to the White House. State your names so I can check the list," A man said.
He had neat flat brown hair. He was wearing a tuxedo, and he had a spectacle. He was probably a butler or something.
"Hold on a second," Nelson said.
He took Tobuscus out of earshot.
"What do we say?" Nelson asked.
"Hm...... I got it! Follow my lead," Tobuscus said.
They walked back over to the man.
"What names are listed on your list? We want to make sure you got our names right."
"Genius!" Nelson shouted.
"Excuse me?" The man asked.
"Uh! Nothing..."
"Okay.... the names listed here for today are; Alex Madison, Cameron Lambert, Paul Wagin, and James Hemisphere."
"Good! You pronounced it right! We're, James Hemisphere and Cameron Lambert," Tobuscus explained.
"Okay, just a minute."
The man went up to the second floor.
"Great plan, man," Nelson said.
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