"I hate alarms."
"Hello."
"Hi!"
"You sound... sad?"
"I'm not sad. I'm annoyed. I hate alarms. I forgot to turn it off last night. So I woke up at 6am today."
"Oh."
"Grr... I think I'll have a shot."
"A s-shot?"
"Relax your cheese balls, Minmin. A shot of full cream milk. I don't drink milk that often and I can never finish it if it's in a glass cup. So I use a soju cup instead. Of course, one that isn't used or poured with soju before. I have my own one. It says "AHJUSSHI" on it cause I'm Goeun. Get it? Get it?"
"Blob..."
"Uhh, you talk a lot."
"Thanks, I get that a lot!"
"I see."
"Where's Chinhei?"
"Far away so she doesn't meet you."
"RUDE."
"Blob."
"Chinhei will be blessed if she ever meets me. You're making a big mistake, Seungmin."
"Uhh... no I'm not."
"Yes you are!"
"Fish sticks."
"Wait what? Fish sticks are nice. I love fish sticks too!"
"S-sorry. I don't really know how to, um, conduct a proper conversation? When I get nervous I, uhh... blurt random things."
"Aye, when you're around me, you can blurt all the random things you want cause I won't mind at all! I love random conversations! Heck, we can talk about rocks if you want."
"T-thanks."
"I have a pet rock, by the way!"
"Why—"
"His name is Rice because I like rice and so I named him Rice."
"Ooh, that is nice."
"So I was thinking if Rice could meet Chinhei. They'd be the perfect play mates!"
"I don't think that's—"
"Of course it is! My ideas are never bad."
"Uhh, I kinda of doubt that."
"For a boy who can't talk that well, you sure know how to talk."
"That doesn't even make sense...?"
"It doesn't have to! That's the beauty of things! Hey, have you ever wondered if hair has feelings?"
"That's not really necessary to know...?"
"Of course it is! We wouldn't have the internet if not."
"Well, well... blob blob."
"HAHAHAHA. You're adorable, Seungmin."
"N-no."
"Don't deny it anymore, Minmin! Oh, wow! I just realize a huge coincidence! And I may be able to confirm that the Illuminati is real."
"What... is it?"
"Your name is Seungmin, right?"
"Well, yeah. It's not like I have any other name."
"Stop playing smart, geez. Anyway, your name is Seungmin and my nickname for you is Minmin. Doesn't sound familiar? It's from the Korean drama Strong Woman Do Bong Soon! And my name is Goeun. Just like the actress from Goblin. Coincidence? I think not. It's all Illuminati!"
"I don't think it's like that."
"It is! Stop denying it. You just need to find your Do Bong Soon and I need to find my Goblin. Maybe I should blow on a candle and see if he'll come."
"That's only in dramas though..."
"You'll never know if you never try."
"Wait here while I get the things!"
"Goeun—"
"..."
"Goeun?"
"..."
"Where did you—"
"I'M BACK BINCH."
"OH MY KIMBAP."
"Woah, did I scare you Minmin?"
"Uhh... no."
"Figures. Must've been your cat who let out that unmanly scream."
"It wasn't unmanly..."
"It was, princess."
"Blob blob..."
"Adorable."
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Blob Blob | Jung Sewoon
Fanfiction❝OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED-❞ ❝Uhh... who's this?❞ ❝No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too...
