"Yah, were you even at the game?!"
"Yeah, I was."
"Then why didn't I—Oh right. I don't know what you look like. That's why we didn't meet. Send me a picture of yourself!"
"What? N-no! I-I'm too scared to... Also, I think I saw you yesterday."
"You did? Well, blimey! Where did you see me?"
"Around the vending machine. You were with another girl, I think."
"OH MY GOSH. WHICH ONE WAS YOU?!"
"E-ears..."
"Oh right! Sorry about that! So, which one was you?"
"I-I was the one near the fountain..."
"OOOOOOOOOOH."
"You remember my face?"
"Not at all!"
"..."
"It's okay. I don't expect you to actually remember my face, since nobody really does..."
"Nonsense! I will be the person who shall remember your face, don't you worry! Consider me your Do Bong Soon, Minmin!"
"Blob... blob..."
"I was kidding! I can be your Gookdu."
"Doesn't... Minmin and Gookdu have a relationship where they don't really like each other?"
"Oh, poop, you right! I can be Mr. Gong then! Consider me Mr. Gong!"
"Uhh, okay. What am I to you then?"
"Just call me Grim Reaper."
"Don't they—"
"Shh! I want to be called Grim Reaper okay. It sounds like a pretty cool gig. So leave me be!"
"Uhh okay."
"So what are you up to now, Minmin?"
"I'm trying to do my essay. Should I do... romance? Or is it too cheesy?"
"I'm a sucker for romance, if anything! Depends though. If it's good, I love it! If it's cringey, why the heck did you even decided to write romance?!"
"Thanks for the tip."
"Of course. Don't forget to make it really cliche because I think teachers are suckers for those things. And if you hate the teacher, make it even cringier! Go on. Surprise him/her!"
"That sounds like a bad idea."
"Hush. Listen to me and just do it!"
I hate parent-teacher meetings ugh oh and getting my report cards as well. That's when parents go all like:
GRR
HOW COULD YOU
*insert shady words here*
GRR
like please, dear parents, chill, ok? chill.
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Blob Blob | Jung Sewoon
Fanfiction❝OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED-❞ ❝Uhh... who's this?❞ ❝No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too...