Blob Blob | Jung Sewoon

1.9 | goldfish

"How's my little Minmin doing?"

"Uhh great?"

"That's what I like to hear!"

"The game's tomorrow..."

"Will you be going? Cause I am. I have to support my monkey-faced friend. I mean, he has his girlfriend to do that for him but I was there in his life first so..."

"I'm going."

"Oh, jolly sticks! I hope I'll be able to see you."

"I will be too shy..."

"Then, I'll do most of the talking! You just have to do your catchphrase or shake or nod your head. It's easy!"

"I-I guess..."

"Moving on! Let's talk about how poor I am that I can't afford a single Wannaone album."

"That's pretty sad."

"I know! Meanwhile, all the other rich binches buy at least 10 of the same album and are able to afford concert tickets. I know Wannaone and I breathe the same air but come on, I'm too poor for them."

"That's unfortunate."

"Right?! How to earn money without moving a muscle..."

"T-that's not possible?"

"I know, Whiskers. And how come we learn lots of pretty useless information from school? What if I grow up and I wanted to be a water bottle? Or a microphone? What's the school gonna do about that?"

"That doesn't seem very logical..."

"Who cares about logic? The world is as crazy as it is already, don't you agree?"

"Well, I kinda do..."

"See?"

"O-okay. Point taken. I understand."

"So point is, I don't see the relevance in school. Maybe it's to keep us from being bored? Force us to deal with humans? Get scolded? Have stress? Become insecure? Man, I don't know but everything bad is linked with school."

"N-not always."

"Lucky for you to say. Maybe you don't go to school with people who have—"

"Goeun? Um, you okay?"

"..."

"G-Goeun?"

"..."

"G-G-Goldfish?"

"HAHAHAHA WHAT ON EARTH?"

"Oh phew. I thought you were hyperventilating or getting a panic attack. I heard heavy breathing."

"Naw, I'm fine. But where on earth-Goldfish?"

"I-I told you! I get really nervous and random things blurt out..."

"You're adorable, Seungmin. All so adorable."

"Uh, I know it's not my place to s-say this b-but... whatever scar you have, deep or not, please know that Minminie will be here. If you want to rant, Minmin is available. If you want to laugh—although, I won't know how—Minmin is available. If you want to cry and have someone listen to everything, Minmin is available. We have started off as strangers but I will always be here to help. Because, now, we're friends."

"That..."

"G-Goeun?"

"That was the most you've said to me. I'm so proud of you, quesadilla! I could hug you! I'm sending virtual hugs to you right now. And Chinhei because she's my seoulmate. And also Youngmin because he deserves all my love as a noona. And, really Seungmin, thank you for existing in my life."