"How are you on this lovely Sunday morning where I do not wake up to an alarm and had a lovely, lovely breakfast?"
"Good morning?"
"Oh, good morning! So, how are you doing?"
"Sleepy."
"Did I wake you up?"
"Sort of? My brother woke me up first. Then my cat. Now you."
"I'm sorry but today is such a lovely day, how could I not?"
"The sun's too bright today."
"You sound like a vampire. Oh! Are you a vampire? That would be the coolest thing ever! But there's no way. You were by the fountain that day, you said. The fountain doesn't have any shade. That's it. I'm changing my dream and ambition. My new dream is to become a mermaid. That's right. A mermaid I shall be. Now, someone sign me up for mermaid classes."
"..."
"Hello? Seungmin?"
"Huh? What? Sorry. I kind of... fell asleep there?"
"Wake up already, sleepy head. It's already ten in the morning. You should have breakfast! Since it's already late, how about brunch? American style breakfast!"
"Uhh... I'll think about it."
"DON'T BE PICKY. JUST GO EAT WHATEVER YOUR MOTHER MADE FOR YOU AND DON'T FORGET TO GIVE HER A KISS. SHE NEARLY DIED GIVING BIRTH TO YOU."
"How would you know that?"
"Well, my biology teacher mention that if you're pregnant, you already have one foot in the grave because who knows what could happen?"
"Well... true."
"Now go and give your mama a big fat kiss, Seungmin!"
"I'll... uhh, do it later. I want to stay in bed a little more."
"Please, please, please don't send virtual drool my way. I know you're going to end up drooling either way but—"
"Seungmin? Seungmin, are you there?"
"..."
"YAH, SEO SEUNGMIN!"
"..."
"That pabo actually fell asleep. Wow."
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Blob Blob | Jung Sewoon
Fanfic❝OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED-❞ ❝Uhh... who's this?❞ ❝No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too...
