"WASSUP BINCH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL DAY AYE AYE."
"Hello?"
"Oh."
"You're not Seungmin."
"Yes! This is his little brother speaking!"
"AWWW THERE'S MORE OF HIM?!"
"What's your name, sweetie?"
"I'm Seo Youngmin! Hello!"
"Aww, Youngmin! Hello! How old are you?"
"I'm four! How about you?"
"AWW SHUCKS YOU'RE FOUR ASDFGHJKL—"
"I'm eighteen!"
"How many is eightween?"
"ASDFGHJKL!"
"Youngmin, please don't judge noona. I know I actually say A-S-D-F-H-J-K-L but you don't mind, do you?"
"Nope! Noona is funny! So how many is eightween?"
"Uhh, well, it's as old as your brother, I guess. How old is your brother anyway?"
"He's... one, two, three, four, five... eightween too! You must be old."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA. ME? OLD? NO WAY CHICA."
"But Seungmin hyung old. That means you're old too."
"Sure, I'm old. But not as old as your parents, aye aye!"
"Okay wait I take that back. That sounds like an insult."
"Oldie!"
"So Youngmin, mind telling me why you're answering your brother's phone?"
"Uhh... I in hyung's room. Hyung is taking a shower. I answer phone!"
"Gahh! Is everyone in your family cute?!"
"No? I am the cutest!"
"Can't argue with that! Oh, Youngmin! Where's Chinhei?"
"Chinhei? On hyung's bed. Why?"
"EEEEEEEEE CAN I MEET HER?"
"Okay! Wait a minute..."
"Youngmin, I like you better than your brother."
"Meow."
"CHINHEI, HELLO! I AM A FAN OF YOU AND I THINK YOU COULD BE MY SEOULMATE SINCE YOU ALSO LIVE IN SEOUL."
"Meow."
"Chinhei says she likes you too. She purring."
"PRECIOUS LITTLE BEING."
"Uh oh."
"What's wrong, Youngmin?"
"Hyung angry now. I have to go. Bye bye, noona!"
"Okay, bye!"
"What did..."
"Nothing bad. All good things, all good things."
"I'm going to kill my little brother."
"Don't you dare! Lay a finger on him and I'll burn all your underwears and boxers!"
"Why would you—"
"Oh wait, that's just gross. It has touched... the thing."
"Is someone too scared to say the word?"
"No, I'm not."
"Prove it."
"Pay-nes."
"That's not the word."
"Pen is."
"You spaced it out."
"Nope, I won't say it! You can't make me, you little rat!"
"Just say it."
"PENIS. THERE, I SAID IT."
"Gross."
"Your reactions never fail to make me laugh or smile, Seungmin. Everyone should have a Seungmin in their lives. Don't you agree? And this is the most important one: "Everyone should have a Jang Goeun in their lives.""
"Debatable."
"Hey, how dare you, you ugly fish finger! I eat you for breakfast and I enjoy my breakfast! Grragh!"
"Blob blob."
"...ugly fish finger."
"Thanks."
"I hate you."
"Blob blob."
"BLOB BLOB YOUR UGLY ARSE THAT KISSES THE BACK OF A GOLDFISH."
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Blob Blob | Jung Sewoon
Fanfiction❝OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED-❞ ❝Uhh... who's this?❞ ❝No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too...
