"Uhh, Goeun?"
"What's up, quesadilla?"
"Your friend texted me."
"Aye, 'bout time. What did he say?"
"Hello beautiful. It's me, Im Gongshik. What do I say?"
"Just reply with anything you'd like."
"Anything you'd like. Got it."
"Wait, Seungmin, I didn't mean you actually reply with "anything you'd like"—"
"He replied! What do I say now?!"
"What did he say first?"
"He replied: you. I like you. What about you? What do you like? Winky face."
"Tell him what you like."
"What? Me? What I like?"
"Yeah! Go on now!"
"Okay, okay!"
"So what did you reply with?"
"I said I like goldfish."
"What? What about Chinhei? Did you just reject Chinhei?!"
"N-no!"
"You did! I'm telling Chinhei on you! And if I get lucky, Chinhei might even come to me instead of you! A free cat for me!"
"N-no! Chinhei is mine! Don't take her from me!"
"Did Mr. Hotshot replied yet?"
"He did. He said: what? XD. W-what do I say now?"
"Uhh, use your usual catchphrase!"
"You mean, blob blob...?"
"Yes, that one. Go!"
"O-okay, okay!"
"I did it."
"Now... we wait. Until he loses interest."
"If you, uhh, don't mind me asking... why do you, uhh, not want to talk to him?"
"..."
"Do you, uhh, know him?"
"No. It's not him specifically."
"T-then?"
"I, uhh, I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Let's say... I have scars. Scars that are somewhat still fresh and new. I still can't open up about it yet, Minmin. I'm so sorry."
"N-no! D-don't be sorry. I'm not forcing you to tell me. H-here, I'll try to get him uninterested."
"H-how? I mean, I know I'm irresistible so that's going to be a hard task—"
"Goeun."
"Heh, I was kidding."
"I told him you like someone else."
"Oh? That's a genius plan!"
"He asked who."
"I take it back. Abort mission! I repeat, abort mission!"
"I told him that it wasn't any of his business to know. And that he should leave and never bother you, err, me again."
"..."
"Can I buy you a hot dog, Minmin? Because you freaking deserve a hot dog! I would offer you steak but I'm not rich enough for that."
"I, uhh, appreciate the thought!"
"Why do you sound so nervous, Minmin? Is something wrong?"
"N-no! I have to go now! Bye!"
"What—"
"Okay...?"
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Blob Blob | Jung Sewoon
Fanfiction❝OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED-❞ ❝Uhh... who's this?❞ ❝No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too...