❝OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED-❞
❝Uhh... who's this?❞
❝No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too...
"OH MY GOSH SO LIKE KANG DANIEL NEEDS TO STOP WITH WHATEVER HE'S DOING I'M HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED—"
"Uhh... who's this?"
"No one you know. I saw your phone number scribbled on the last page of this book I borrowed. You like poetry too? Me too! Let's be friends! Yes, I gladly accept pizza at any time of the day."
"Uhh... blob blob?"
"Oh! Not much of a talker, are you?"
"Uhh..."
"That's okay. My grandfather always says, "One lump, two lumps, three lumps and four. The yappers always yap and the quiet ones always... well, what do you think rhymes with yap?" Of course, no one actually understands what he's on about."
"Nice to know?"
"I'm Jang Goeun. What's your name, random stranger?"
"Seo Seungmin?"
"Why do you make it sound like you're asking me? Answer with confidence, man! Shout it out! SEO SEUNGMIN. Go like that. Or like this: SEO. SEUNG. MIN."
"O-ouch..."
"Oh sorry there, Seungmin. Did I hurt your ear?"
"S-sort of."
"Are you always this loud... and energetic?"
"I FEEL SO ENERGETIC!"
"Uhh..."
"Whoops. Sorry there. You can't contain my, well, my Wannable side."
"Wanna...ble?"
"Yeah, Wannable! Don't you watch Produce 101?"
"No..."
"Well, you're missing out, National Producer!"
"Look, uhh, Goeun?"
"Yeah? Whmat upmh?"
"What?"
"Sorry. I was eating a slice of pizza. You were saying, Mr. Stranger? Oh, gosh! That piece of pizza was really good, I'd sell of a tittie to buy an unlimited supply of it. Not that anyone would want my tittie. It's barely there."
"Err... nice. Well, um, Goeun, I kind of have to go? I have a private lesson to go to and—"
"AHA! A MISTER RICH PANTS."
"I'm not rich—"
"HEY MR. RICH PANTS, BUY ME SOME PIZZA WILL YOU?"
"Uhh... blob blob."
"Sorry but I don't speak gills. Try again."
"Well I have to go then..."
"I'll call you later, Minmin!"
"Please don't."
"What was that?"
"Uhh... nothing! Bye!"
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I've always wanted to try a story like this! I thought it'd be fun and new HAHAHA! And sorry, I suck at being funny cause I've got dry humour *laughs at self* hope you'll enjoy anyway! 💗
