The Melon Diaries

Sprinting For Your Entertainment

In Physical Education (Gym/P. E.) class we always run for about ten minutes... Except I don't. I don't like to run. I really hate running...... Unless I'm happy and need to get the energy out....

Why did I write that strangely? Get ready to have fun with this:

The coach came up and walked next to me and asked why I don't run, I may not be too tall but my legs are long and I'm pretty lanky which gives me that "tall look", you know what I mean? Well the coach turns on weird 70's and 80's music so I told him "play some decent music and we'll see."

"Decent music?"

"Fallout Boy, Gorillaz, Adam Lambert, exedra."

"Oh... Okay...?"

Then he walked away.

TWO SONGS LATER THE SONG "FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT" BY ADAM LAMBERT TURNS ON.

I scream, bolt sprinting as fast as I can, and sing the words as loud as I can. I passed Trey Holesy (track team captain) and Harvey Gordon (quarterback) screaming like a nuisance and screaming happily, actually jumping about and dancing to some of it. The coach is standing by the stereo system he has absolutely losing it from my expression and speed. I'm belting out these lyrics and some kids have just stopped and some tried to block my way to see what I would do. Half of them I fucking leap-frogged. I LEAP-FROGGED KIDS STANDING PERFECTLY UP RIGHT, PUSHING OFF THEIR SHOULDERS WITH MY ARMS AND JUMPING OVER THEM. Some people started cheering me on and singing the song along while others ran beside me.

.... At the end of the song I stopped, breathing rapidly...... I couldn't control my breathing and ended up blacking out and being carried to the nurse's office. They were almost about to call an ambulance even though I was only out for maybe ten minutes.

I am never doing that ever again.