The Melon Diaries

Flashbacks

I remember in fifth grade everyone thought I was a vampire.

I have no idea what happened or how it started. I'm not even that pale, I just don't like to play outside and would ask to stay inside.

And I didn't and still don't like to have my picture taken.

But yeah for some reason the whole fifth grade campus was convinced I was a vampire.

How did I find this out?

A girl obsessed with twilight asked me to go on a date with her.

I said why for some reason and she just told me "Because vampires are hot."

I got so confused and scared.

That's how I found out why I had zero friends in fifth and sixth grade. Everyone thought I'd suck their blood.