The Melon Diaries

Hanzi

Remember the cousin that turned me into an onion?

Well I was lying on the couch without a shit, because it's my house, minding my own business on my phone when all the sudden she pokes my nipple.

Who the hell does that?

I look up at the twelve year old girl with a confused and scared face and she says "what?" And does it again.

"Don't touch my nipple Hanzi."

"Why?"

"B-... Because it's my nipple?"

"Why aren't you wearing a shirt?"

"Man privilege."

She pokes my nipple.

"HANZI!"

"TED!"

"DON'T TOUCH MY NIPPLE!"

"MAAAAAN NIPPLEEEEESSSS!!"

And she just runs off with my sister laughing. My sister was watching from around the corner.

I was so confused.

This is why I hang out with Chris and Aiden and never let them come over to my house.

Who touches your nipple?