Alright I used to have a different girlfriend every month last year, and I still get shit for it. I'm really bad at relationships and really prone to "falling in love".
Lose as many people as I have and then come talk to me about being a "player". I'm apparently in like five relationships on here at once even though I'm pretty positive I'm only in one with my Princess???
How does this work? I've had this account for less than a week and my other one for a month and somehow have FOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND ONE BOYFRIEND? Excuse me but I am only "gay" enough to admire one's physic, not actually have a relationship with one.
•~• kind of bothers me that people think that I've "pronounced my undying love for them" through my awkwardness? Excuse me but I can only not be awkward around ONE person and one person only and she can still testify that I'm pretty awkward and nervous all the time. She thinks it makes me fun to mess with. =_=
But no, I mean I'm in one relationship and one relationship only. I'll "roleplay" sometimes with friends that I'm actually decently close to that I've made, but not anything all sckanoodly-wise.
Not to mention the idea of actual REAL LIFE sckanoodling is really really disgusting to me.
Don't touch that.
I am not going to touch that.
No one is going to touch anything.
I will kiss you and yeah sure, I'll touch you in the right places as long as it's not below the belt, but I will not put my mouth on anything other than your lips or neck and THAT IS ALL.
I am a seventeen year old boy yet do NOT find it appropriate of appealing to sckanoodle your scuzerfluffer. I never have and never will.
I got boundaries.
Is there a word for this? The fact that I won't sckanoodle any scuzerfluffers, dinkywhatsers, or just anything in general?
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