I was sitting by the pool singing "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" When I got this shot of this bastard:
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Right before he jumped on my lap, caused my back to pop in a weird way, and jumped off. I started panicking because that part of my back and lower started tingling and I didn't know if I was hurt or not because I don't feel pain and I sat up and screamed in Flemish "I CAN'T FEEL MY BUT" then I cried harder because I forgot I knew Flemish and thought my dog changed my language. My mom came out and yelled "TEDDY BEAR WHAT's WRONG" and confused and sobbing and accidentally mixed up "the dog made my back go numb" except I wanted to say "butt", and "I forgot I could speak Flemish." And ended up yelling yelled "THE DOG MADE MY BUTT SPEAK FLEMISH AND I FORGOT."
And my mom stared at me extremely confused and I when I realised what I said I started laughing hysterically, and I tried to get up but I was laughing from what I said and crying from fear both so extremely hard that I walked forward to catch myself from falling and ended up falling into the pool.
