My cousin Hanzi and my siblings are assholes.
Assholes.
They used to yell "TEEEEEEED" across the house when they needed me.
Not "Ted" like a normal person, they would yell it like "tea-d" in a long, unholy trill.
It gets worse.
Ella, my sister, screams "TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDY!", saying it like "tea-dy". And all the sudden Hanzi bursts out laughing, tears streaming down her face and screams "TITTY!"
My family is calling me "Titty", guys.
Please end my suffering.
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The Melon Diaries
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