Mom

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Good job Chris

Hey that list though, it goes on and on and on

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Hey that list though, it goes on and on and on.

Moon pie (because my face is so round)
Boo
Sugar britches
Sweetie pie
Sweet heart
Handsome
Baby boy

The fucking list never ends. She has something new each day!

Then again at least I have a health relationship with my mom, I rather have her tell me she loves me every second of my damned life then have her hate me like most mutual mom to teenager relationships. I'm a pretty good kid, now a days. But I've always been respectful, stayed out of trouble, tried my best to get good grades even though I'm not the brightest. I usually get high B's but sometimes I'm lucky and get an A or two.

Anyway. She called me Pretty Boy today. Mom I'm not gay.

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