Walking outside to catch the bus listening to "I Don't Care". Get to the bus stop and look up at the moon. It's fucking bright red. I just slowly take off my headphones slowly and whisper "Holy shit I do care..."
I then look around and make sure so one is coming, then fall to my knees and yell "WATERMELOON!" Like an eighteen year old dweeb.
JeffMelon lives on as the moon guys.
The fucking watermeloon.
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