Happy Easter! If you don't celebrate then I won't force my religion on you. But if you do celebrate, then HAPPY EASTER!! I'm combining both books for this one A/N to share the Easter love.
Me: Ok this is the first meeting of Kat and Mel. Let's see how it turns out. READY?
Kat and other pastas from "You can't hold it in forever": *nods*
Me: *Opens door letting in main characters from "My friend"*
Kat: Hi I'm Kat-Woa! Did Jeff attack your face?
Mel: Ya, that little-*sees other Jeff* ZALGO DAMIT, THERE'S TWO OF THEM!?
Zalgo: You can't control me! *crosses arms*
Kat: Calm down dad, she didn't know.
Mel: DAD!?!?
Kat: We have allot to talk about. *leads her to a couch and sits down*
Dylan: *tackles E.J.* HE'S MINE!!
Rose and Bridg: NO YOU DIDN'T *cat fight with Dylan over E.J.*
E.J.: HALP!
Slenderman YCHF (You can't hold it in forever): Welcome to- *notices Slenderman from MF (My friend)*
Slenderman MF: Paradox?
Slenderman YCHF: I believe so...
Me: ya there might be a rip in the space time continuum now....ya....we also have Maskey and Hoodie from both books.
Maskey and Hoodie YCHF: *starring contest with MF Maskey and Hoodie*
Both Maskeys: *pulls out a piece of cheesecake and slowly chews it* Yep he's legit.
Jeff: Where's my paradox? *Crosses arms*
BEN: Ya!
Me: Sorry guys, you aren't that important in the other book.
Mel: Well I wouldn't say that exactly. Jeff is important enough to come but I kinda hate his guts, so he can't come.
Jeff: Is making you beautiful such a crime?
Me, Mel, and Kat: YES! YES IT IS!
Jeff: -_-
Mel: I didn't even want Slenderman to come! *Mumbles* little insensitive prick.
Both Slendermans: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!! *Tentacles pop out*
Mel: *goes slenderwoman* YOU PRICK! *Tentacles pop out*
YCHF Slenderman: DA FUK?!
Me: STOP! I INVITED YOU ALL HERE TO HAVE FUN! NOT KILL EACHOTHER!! NOW EVERYONE GO OUT SIDE AND FIND THE FUCKEN EASTER EGGS!!
Everyone: *runs outside as fast as possible*
Me: *follows*
************two hours later***********
Kat: and then I was like, "Intense snacking disorder" and Toby and I left while fatty sole all the food. *nudges Jeff*
Toby: I rember that. *chuckles*
Me: ok guys it's time for everyone to go back. And memories to be wiped.
Everyone except me: WHAT!?!
Me: Sorry.
Toby: *kisses Kat one last time* I guess this is good by for now.
Kat: I'll miss you. *hugs Toby* I'll miss you too Mel, good luck with your Slenderman problem.
Mel: Wait so no one will rember today at all?
Me: *nods* I know what you are going to do, go for it.
Mel: *runs up to MF Slenderman* *speaks really fast* For the record I have always found you really attractive *kisses him*
Me: Dem references doe. *wipes everyone's memory and sends everyone home*
Me: I'll have the next chapters out soon. Happy Easter!
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My friend
Fanfiction17 year old Mel had lived by her self for four years on the streets. But when she meets the mysterious Der Ritter who turns out to be the famous child killer, Slenderman will she finally get a friend, or will she need to watch her back more than usu...
