Diakko One Shots (Little Witch Academia)

Shipping Wars (RWBY)

(A/N: So I'm sorry if you don't know what RWBY is, and if you don't I recommend you watch it, its such a great show. And well this really isn't much of diakko but mostly fighting over which RWBY ship is better.)

Diana POV...

"Oh my gawd! Barbara, there's no way monochrome is canon!" My girlfriend exclaimed, "It may not be canon but it totally is the most obvious ship!" Barbara fought back, "No way! Bumblebee is the way to go! I mean even the voice actresses Barbara and Arryn ship it! Tell me its not canon when you listen to bmblb! That totally portrays those two!" Akko argued. "You're an idiot, idiot. That song is more portraied by Yang's feelings, not Blake." Barbara rolled her eyes. "Hannah!" Barbara called towards her girlfriend, "Back me up here, right monochrome has more chemistry than bumblebee."

Hannah conflicted looked from Akko to Barbara, "I'm sorry, I have to agree with Akko on this one. I could never be unfaithful to my beliefs." Hannah said quite dramatically. "How could you!" Barbara gasped.

"You guys are seriously taking all this shipping wars too seriously. I mean, both of you are idiots if you think Black Sun isn't canon." Amanda grinned, "Stay out of it Amanda! Black Sun is more of a sibling relationship!" All three of Akko, Barbara and Hannah yelled. "Hey! You ain't gotta be so harsh about it, jeez." Amanda pouted.

"Well then. Maybe we should let it aside, there's no use fighting about it." Barbara said, as she composed herself, "But I'm sure we can agree on Whiterose, right?" Akko mumbled, "Nope, no can do, I'm more of a Neiss person, Weiss and Neptune." Hannah answered, "What?! I can't believe you're my girlfriend, I mean, I don't like whiterose either, but Neptune and Weiss?! No! I'd rather ship White Knight than that crap!" Barbara said in an offended voice. "But where would that leave Arkos?" Lotte spoke up, "I said 'I'd rather' never said, I actually did ship it, cause I don't, I mean Arkos kissed! They kissed and played with my feels!" Barbara said almost in tears.

Oh my God when will this stupid war go away! This is so frustrating.

"I mean, we can all say that after that, Lancaster will totally be canon." Sucy shrugged, "No way! Those two may have had some moments, but even so! White rose dude! White rose." Akko exclaimed, "White rose is too overrated." Sucy rolled her eyes, "I mean, I can see why you think Bumblebee is cannon. But white rose? That's definitely not canon." Sucy shrugged, "Lotte back me up here." Akko whined, "Well, I'm not exactly a white rose shipper, I'm more into Ladybug." Lotte mumbled quietly, "What?!" Almost everyone exclaimed, "Its cute and all, but they're just friends." Hannah countered. "Ladybug is a much better ship than any other, as well as Freezerburner." Jansminka exclaimed.

"Freezerburner?!" Lotte exclaimed slamming her hands on the table, "Those two have nothing!" She yelled, everyone seemed to have quited down on her outburst.

This is why I never want anyone on my inventory. Constanze put her sign up in annoyance. "I apologize for their recklessness." I said as I took Akko's hand.

"Come on, we're leaving." I said as I pulled her, "Barbara, Hannah. Both of you as well."

"What about the others?" Akko whined, "They'll be leaving I presume." I said staring right at Amanda, Sucy and Lotte.

"Wait Diana, what about you. Whats your favorite ship in Ruby?" Akko asked. I pursed my lips and nervously looked at the floor.

"What exactly is Ruby?"

And after that, it was when I found out that Ruby was spelled wrong the correct spelling being RWBY and also when I found myself addicted to the show just waiting for the next volume.

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"Babe, why are you crying?"

"Crosshares is adorable. I don't know who to ship. Penny died. Arkos sank. Blake left. Yang is broken and sad. Ruby leaves. Weiss gets taken away and is still a useless lesbian. Renora is totally adorable. Cinder is messed up, but I pity her. Ozpin is stuck in Oscar. People ship Oscar with Ruby when those two have not even met and she only belongs to Weiss. How much more will they be playing with my feels?" I felt Akko put a hand on my back, "I love you so much right now, you ship Crosshares."