Boondocks Random

The Ghetto Version With Cindy McPhearson

Cinderella. The Princess well known for her missing slipper. However, this story of Cinderella isn't actually how it went.

Cindy POV~

This bitch got me all types of fucked up. Her ass got 2 real daughters that can do dis shit way quicker than my lil ass can. She prolly don't want them doin nun cause them bootlegged hoes gon mess shit up even more.

And that bitch got the audacity to tell me I can't go to the ball. Bitch, I ball at home all the time, why can't I ball somewhere else?

"Cinderella-"

"Its Cindy bitch," I snap. That hoe just stares at me.

"I want the house spotless before we get home from the ball."

"Ion know why you taking them big footed bitches anyway," I scoff, "Them hoes can't dance, smile right, or sit straight. Even you know those bitches won't get wit the prince."

"Watch your tongue, Cinderella-"

"How many fucking times do I have to tell you? Its Cindy, bitch!"

My step monster left, giving me a disgusted look.

"Dumb bitch," I mumble.

"You can't be like that," Ed, one of the rats that lived in the attic, says.

"Let her be," Rummy, the other rat, replies. He was lighting a tiny blunt.

"I'm sick of them bitches," I tell them. "Thinking they the shit, goin to balls and shit."

"Why don't you go?" Ed questions.

"Whatchu mean? How the fuck am I gon go lookin like dis?"

"I gotchu," Rummy pulls out a phone, dialing a number. "Hello? What's good GM! I've been good... Yea, he's straight too... Yea, listen, you think you could swing my way? What? No! I ain't trynna hit on you.... That was only once!!"

"Hurry the fuck up!" Ed yells. "Damn, we tryna help Murph."

"Nigga don't rush me! Hello? You said yea? Bet! Aight... Aight.. Okay, bye boo!"

"So?" I ask.

"Oh, she should be here-" a bunch of dust began filling the room. "Now."

"Hii!" A beautiful girl with a big pink dress and strawberry blonde hair appeared. "I'm Jazmine! Aka, your Fairy Godmother."

"Godmotha? Ain't yall expensive as hell?" I question.

"If you give me trouble I am," Jazmine says, seriously. "Anyways," a smile appears, "Rummy here has been telling me a lot about you!"

"Good things right?" I give him a warning look.

"Of course! Anyways, what's going on?" Jazmine asks.

"I'm trynna go to the ball but my bitch ass step motha won't let me go!"

"Hmm, thats a lil messed up. But I gotchu! What you need is sum that'll pop. Something cute!" Jazmine thinks before waving her wand, zapping me.

Appearing was a purple dress with black lace at the bottom, showing my legs. I wore sparkly black shoes with diamond earrings. My hair was in a royal bun that would've taken hours to do.

"DAYYUUMMM!" I holla, lookin in the mirror, "this on fleek, Jazzy!"

"You like it? Good! I'm glad I could help!"

"Wait! How the fuck am I gon get there?"

Jazmine put her wand to her face, thinking.

"You're right," She says. We go outside and she looks around. "Pumpkin? Nah, that's too cliche. Ohh, I got it!" She looks at Ed and Rummy who had followed us out.