Roy Kupkus

Date Advice

That next Saturday, my boss gave me the keys for the shop because he wasn't gunna be in that day.

So I went down, opened it up, started the coffee, and Derek came in, started doin his thing in the kitchen-then soon enough around 8ish, people started rushing in.

So I was super busy constantly.

Finally, Roy and Cory walked in around 9 and sat at the counter.

"No dogs allowed in here Roy-you gotta go wait outside", I muttered as I walked around counter.

"Oh go kill yourself", Roy rolled his eyes as I poured someone their coffee then glared over my shoulder at him as I went to stand in front of him.

"Roy, if I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level",I nodded.

He just smirked and leaned against the counter, shaking his head as I smirked back and walked behind the counter again.

Then we looked up at each other and started smiling before we busted out laughing.

"Hey can I get some more coffee over here?", some lady called from across the counter.

I sighed then turned around and grabbed the coffee pot then turned around to go take it to her, but Roy just grabbed it from me.

"I got it", he nodded, then walked off.

"Thank God", I sighed and leaned on the counter.

He came back a few seconds later and put the coffee pot back, then leaned on the counter how I was.

I grabbed a couple Cokes from under the counter, and handed him one, then we twisted the tops off them and drank em.

"Are you guys dating?", Cory asked.

We spit our soda out at that same time and started laughing hysterically.

"ARE WE DAT-ARE WE- AHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAAAAA", I laughed and hit the counter.

"Are we dat-HAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE", he laughed too, and we started hitting each other on the arm before we fell to the floor laughing behind the counter.

"It hurts-it hurts", I barely got out as I held my stomach and then before I started laughing again.

We both had tears in our eyes as we grabbed the counter then pulled ourselves back up and I sighed.