Roy Kupkus

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One morning, I got the absolute pleasure of being woken up by my dumbass.

I groaned from under the blankets then banged my hand across the top of my side table to find my ringing, annoying ass phone.

And it would'nt be the first time it's rung this morning.

More like the 17'th time.

Once I found it, I grabbed it then slide the call button and slid my arm under the covers to hold it up to my ear.

"What do you want Darren?", I growled.

"Christ, I'd hate to wake up to you every morning", Roy said from the other line.

"Oh, sorry Roy", I sighed and turned over, switching my phone to the other ear."I thought you were Darren."

"Why?", he said.

"He's called 17 times this morning-left 23 messages and 7 voicemails trying to get me back", I explained.

"Christ", he said again.

"I know....welp I'm going back to bed now-later",  I said and went to end the call.

"No-no-wait!! Rory!!", I heard him say so I growled and held it back up to my ear.

"Whaaaaattt??? I don't like you-what do you want!?", I groaned.

"I wanna ask you something", he said."Actually two things."

I sighed then pulled my phone away to look at the time before holding it back up to my ear."It, is 4:27 in the morning-Kupkus, this better be good."

"It is, and you'll love me", he snickered and I could hear his smirk from the other end of the phone.

"Alright then-what is it?",  I sighed and rubbed my face.

"Ok, first off-what do you want from-"

"Quarter pounder with cheese, medium fry and a Coke", I said.

"How do you do that??", he said amazed.