Roy Kupkus

Late-Night Fun

This dumbass of mine, took me to his work because he had an extra key.

We got in.

And we broke into the wine cellar.

Then we drank a little bit of every wine and beer before we tried to go back home.

Now.

I was perfectly fine.

Roy on the other hand.

Was not.

He could'nt stand up or talk straight for anything.

And he could'nt go home because I had a feeling his mom would ream his ass.

I gotta meet her one of these days.

See where Roy gets his....Roy-ness from.

So I literally had to drag him through the streets of Brooklyn on Halloween- at midnight- and back to my place.

"Heyyy...Rore", he mumbled as we arrived at my door.

"What?", I rolled my eyes.

Then he just turned his head to the wall and narrowed his eyes at it.

"I swear to God that cat from Alice and Wonderland is having a staring contest with me from the wall", he said."You see him?"

"Oh for fucks sakes", I growled then opened the door and walked in.

He was still standing out in the hall, tilting his head and staring at the wall-so I rolled my eyes, grabbed him and pulled him inside.

"Alright", I sighed as I closed the door behind him and locked it-just to turn around to see Rach raising an eyebrow at us.

"Rach", I nodded.

"Rory", she nodded back.