Roy Kupkus

Clowns and Chainsaws

After a couple of hours of letting the little idiots- I mean kids go around, we ended up on this one street that was completely lit up.

"Oh damn", Roy said as he saw some chick walk by."HEY CALL ME BABY!!"

He turned back to me and I looked up at him through narrow eyes.

"What?", he said.

"Ya know Roy", I said as we continued walking."You've made me realize something from the moment I met you."

"What? That I'm everything you've been looking for?", he smirked.

"Close", I nodded."I've realized that boys like you don't grow on trees-you swing from them."

"Awww thanks", he nodded sarcastically.

"Oh don't thank me for insulting you-it was a pleasure", I nodded back and put my hand on my chest.

He just glared at me and I glared back then we kept walking.

"Dude! The only with Crystal Lake is awesome!!", Corey said.

"No-the one with that dude with the tricycle is awesome!", Rach shook her head.

"You guys don't even know the names of the movies your talking about", I scoffed.

Rach turned around to me and raised her eyebrow.

"Do you?", she said.

"Woah, you better be careful, your talking to the horror movie expert over here", Roy laughed beside me.

"Yes smartass-it just so happens I do", I said as I crossed my arms."You were talking about Friday the 13th and Saw-both of which came out before you were even thought of, so how do you even know about them?"

"C-Cause we've seen em", Nicole nodded unsure.

"Oh really?", I smirked and raised an eyebrow."You too Cory?"

"Uhhh-uh huh", he nodded.