simonlewis: sup losers
aleclightwood: what the fuck do you want
simonlewis: rude ?????
jacelightwood: he's a lil salty
aleclightwood: im SICK of this
jacelightwood added magnusbane to the conversation
aleclightwood: jace im gonna walk my ass over there and kick you in the fucking throat
simonlewis: feisty
izzylightwood: why do we always have to add him back
aleclightwood: he always leaves bc u guys talk ALL NIGHT
magnusbane: am i finally going to hear the story about the heterostraight you encountered today
izzylightwood: heterostraight
jacelightwood: weren't you with them
magnusbane: yes but i wasn't with them at that time and alexander refused to tell me what happened
claryfairchild: alec and i were at the store buying shit for izzy's party and someone saw us and said we were such a beautiful couple
claryfairchild: and i starTED LAUGHING
claryfairchild: ALEC AND I ARE BOTH HOMOSEXUALS
aleclightwood: CLARY DIDNT EVEN DENY IT ????
aleclightwood: SHE SAID THANK YOU
claryfairchild: AND ALEC WAS LIKE
claryfairchild: ",,, i have a boyfriend"
aleclightwood: AND THIS FUCKING WHITE LADY
aleclightwood: LOOKED ME IN MY FUCKING FACE
aleclightwood: AND SAID "oh no! you two would make beautiful children!"
claryfairchild: ALEC LOOKED SO OFFENDED AND I WAS ON THE FLOOR
claryfairchild: AND ALEC SAID "i could make children with my boyfriend that are even more beautiful"
aleclightwood: she didnt think thats possible,,, she looked at me like i just told her i found the cure for death
simonlewis: THE CURE FOR DEATH
claryfairchild: THEN MAGNUS MET UP WITH US AND KINDA LEANED INTO ALEC AND THE LADY WAS LIKE ?????
claryfairchild: AS IF SHE WASNT TOLD THREE SECONDS AGO THAT ALEC HAD A BOYFRIEND
claryfairchild: AND ALEC JUST WRAPPED HIS ARM AROUND MAGNUS' SHOULDERS AND KISSED HIS CHEEK AND THE LADY LOOKED EVEN MORE SHOOK
aleclightwood: then i flipped her off
claryfairchild: HE DID
claryfairchild: AND HE SAID "i gotta gay- gO- go i gotta go"
izzylightwood: who knew alec was a glee stan
aleclightwood: (ง'̀-'́)ง
claryfairchild: AND AFTER HE LEFT I SAID "it was nice meeting you but i need to go finish shopping for my girlfriends birthday"
claryfairchild: AND SHE CHOKED
YOU ARE READING
geeses » malec
Fanfictiona gc is made and its a mess this is lowkey based off of my gcs and just me as a person so ill put irl quotes at the end [ from my ao3 acc @/garroways ]
