aleclightwood: oh god there's another orgy i cant with this show
aleclightwood: at least the music is good
maiaroberts: are you still watching sense8
aleclightwood: yes and the minute the beat dropped they all just appeared
aleclightwood: i literally screamed
magnusbane: he isnt lying
magnusbane: the beat dropped, six bodies appeared on the bed, and alec screamed
izzylightwood: on beat orgies
izzylightwood: nice
aleclightwood: im not looking at it im just listening to the song
magnusbane: i looked up and they were all just crowded in a bathroom stall im-
claryfairchild: i remember one time simon made me watch it and i looked up and all i saw was a penis and i screamed
aleclightwood: do you think i can suffocate myself with pizza rolls
maiaroberts: i,,, don't think so?
aleclightwood: like if i just shove them down my throat will they suffocate me or will they just like soften
magnusbane: why is this even a debate
magnusbane: alright that's it im getting a divorce
izzylightwood: what did alec do now
magnusbane: he came in here with a fake mustache on, ripped it off and said "surprise, hetero. it is i, a gay.
magnusbane: i was very offended that he had the audacity to call me a straight
aleclightwood: he wasn't having any of it
maiaroberts: i did that to lydia earlier today and she just "no"
lydiabranwell: you and alec are literal idiots i hate you
aleclightwood: how many dicks do you think can fit in an asshole
claryfairchild: im- what
magnusbane: i promise you guys he's sober
aleclightwood: this is a legitimate question
simonlewis: i saw a porn vid where this guy had three dicks in his ass at once
lydiabranwell: ok dick talk im out
izzylightwood: the dicks had to have been small
simonlewis: they weren't
aleclightwood: magnus
magnusbane: no triple penetration
aleclightwood: that's not what i was gonna ask i pick the worst moments to ask for things
aleclightwood: i wanted ice cream
jacelightwood: wait simon i remember that porno he actually had four dicks in there
aleclightwood: that would require a lot of lube
aleclightwood: being gay before the invention of lube must've been a pain in the ass
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geeses » malec
Fanfictiona gc is made and its a mess this is lowkey based off of my gcs and just me as a person so ill put irl quotes at the end [ from my ao3 acc @/garroways ]
