geeses » malec

malec ???

aleclightwood: FUCK

claryfairchild: wha

jacelightwood: magnus just walked into the coffee shop we're at

izzylightwood: go talk to him

aleclightwood: NO

jacelightwood: he's sliding down in his chair to hide

jacelightwood: we're the only other people in this place

jacelightwood: magnus saw us

aleclightwood: shit he's calling me over

jacelightwood: ill give you that play by play

simonlewis: woo

jacelightwood: magnus looks GOOD wow i see why alec always loses his shit

jacelightwood: magnus is touching alec's arm

jacelightwood: alec has a dopey ass smile on his face

jacelightwood: magnus asked him smth

jacelightwood: alec just turned into a tomato

jacelightwood: magnus is smiling now

jacelightwood: and he's leaving

aleclightwood: FUCK

claryfairchild: WHAT HAPPENED

aleclightwood: I HAVE A DATE ???

izzylightwood: woo !!!

simonlewis: next step; bang him

jacelightwood: next step; get married

izzylightwood: next step; have children

claryfairchild: next step; joint suicide

jacelightwood: romeo and juliet who

izzylightwood: what's their ship name

claryfairchild: malec ???

izzylightwood: MALEC

aleclightwood: i hate all of you

simonlewis: when is your wedding ??

aleclightwood: when's yours and jace's wedding ????

simonlewis: W HAT

jacelightwood: we haven't even gone on a date yet

simonlewis: speaking of,,

simonlewis: jace do you wanna go on a date?

izzylightwood: [gay gasp]

jacelightwood: with you?

simonlewis: yes

jacelightwood: fuck yea

simonlewis: !!!

aleclightwood: simon could you do me a favor and fight me

jacelightwood: alec no

simonlewis: ill fight you

izzylightwood: no you wont

simonlewis: yes i will

claryfairchild: no you won't

simonlewis: maybe i will

jacelightwood: no you wont

simonlewis: no i wont

izzylightwood: ok so the malec wedding

izzylightwood added magnusbane to the conversation

aleclightwood: oh 

magnusbane: hello dearest how are you

aleclightwood: hello i am ready to fight simon

magnusbane: what did he do now

simonlewis: wow

izzylightwood: he asked jace out

magnusbane: oh?

simonlewis: he said yes!

magnusbane: are you sure?

simonlewis: WOW

simonlewis: i am SICK of the DISRESPECT

jacelightwood: it may be surprising but i actually like simon

jacelightwood: like a lot

jacelightwood: so fuck off alec

izzylightwood: snatched

aleclightwood: sorry

aleclightwood: simon if u hurt him

simonlewis: you'll kick my ass i know

aleclightwood: no he'll kick your ass

izzylightwood: its true ive seen it

claryfairchild: finally simons had a stupid crush on jace for so long

jacelightwood: oh ???

simonlewis: clary shut the fuck up

jacelightwood: no pls i wanna hear this

claryfairchild: so when he saw you guys the first thing he said was "holy shit i love hot people"

izzylightwood: thanks

claryfairchild: then followed with "that tall one is gorgeous but he looks like he'll kick my ass look how anGRY HE IS"

aleclightwood: accurate

magnusbane: dont let him fool you he's actually soft

aleclightwood: i could kick your ass

magnusbane: i know, darling

jacelightwood: alec is choking on his coffee

claryfairchild: ANYWAY

claryfairchild: he then said "she's hot but she's the one you have a crush on"

izzylightwood: ooo you had a crush on me ???????

claryfairchild: isabelle we're dating

izzylightwood: still

claryfairchild: moving on,,

claryfairchild: then he got to jace

jacelightwood: ((((;

simonlewis: shit

claryfairchild: and he said, i shit you not, "i would love to sit on his face"

aleclightwood: OH MY GOD

simonlewis: OH NO

izzylightwood: IM CHOKING

magnusbane: OH

jacelightwood: i would love for you to sit on my face

aleclightwood: EW

claryfairchild: SIMON IS SCREAMING

jacelightwood: he'll definitely be screaming later

aleclightwood: IM LEAVING

( a/n "next step; bang [him]" and "next step; get married" are the irl quotes in this chapter )