claryfairchild: guys i still havent washed my shirt i was wearing when i met bebe rexha
jacelightwood: why haven't you washed it
claryfairchild: bc i hugged her in it
aleclightwood: listen if i hugged sebastian stan i'd take the shirt i was wearing and i would shove it up my ass
simonlewis: but then magnus wouldn't fit in there
maiaroberts: well
magnusbane: maia are you saying i have a small penis
maiaroberts: of course not
aleclightwood: alright
aleclightwood: the rumor about asian men???
aleclightwood: not true
claryfairchild: i mean seeing how loud you are i dont doubt it
aleclightwood: it hits the spot
simonlewis: IT HITS THE FUCKING SPOT I
aleclightwood: yeehaaw
simonlewis: goodbye
alinepenhallow: did you say that during sex
aleclightwood: i tried but i couldn't say it seriously
aleclightwood: the minute i said it i lost my shit
magnusbane: it was hysterical
magnusbane: he said it so softly too
magnusbane: that might've been the funniest part
aleclightwood: i said it literally as he was going in
aleclightwood: probably the worst idea i ever had
lydiabranwell: did he end up like going all the way in
aleclightwood: yes
magnusbane: yes
aleclightwood: it was slightly enjoyable
magnusbane: yeehaaw
jacelightwood: i actually hate you two
raphaelsantiago: if i have to hear about your sex life one more time i am going to kill myself
aleclightwood: rip
magnusbane: rip
izzylightwood: did you guys really
claryfairchild: at the same time
aleclightwood: yes
magnusbane: yes
jacelightwood: THATS THE THIRD TIME IN TEN MINUTES CUT IT OUT
magnusbane: fuck off
aleclightwood: fuck off jace
maiaroberts: im leaving
alinepenhallow: what kinda soulmate bullshit
aleclightwood: i wanted to be really soft for a second but then all of you would bully me
magnusbane: are you gonna be soft to me? please be soft to me.
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geeses » malec
Fanfictiona gc is made and its a mess this is lowkey based off of my gcs and just me as a person so ill put irl quotes at the end [ from my ao3 acc @/garroways ]
