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alec is a soft gay

jacelightwood: alec u do know our walls are paper thin right

claryfairchild: i think i need therapy now

izzylightwood: im trying to pretend i cant hear

simonlewis: moments like these make me feel blessed to have noise canceling headphones

jacelightwood: alec i see u reading these

jacelightwood: NO DONT GET LOUDER

claryfairchild: FUCK

izzylightwood: ALEC I HOPE YOU CHOKE

simonlewis: wow u guys seem to be having some issues

simonlewis: NO JACE TOOK MY HEADPHONES

izzylightwood: WHEN I SAID YOU COULD TEST OUT ALEC'S LACK OF A GAG REFLEX I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY

izzylightwood: AND I DIDNT MEAN HERE

aleclightwood: its not my gag reflex we're testing out

claryfairchild: OH NO

claryfairchild: DONT MESSAGE US WHEN MAGNUS IS SUCKING YOUR DICK

jacelightwood: ok its quiet

simonlewis: thank goD

izzylightwood: ,,,, oh no

jacelightwood: SPOKE TOO SOON

claryfairchild: im gonna go drop a fridge on myself see ya

simonlewis: i hope y'all dont mind if i get blood all over your kitchen bc im stabbing myself bye

jacelightwood: im traumatized

jacelightwood: help

jacelightwood: I NEED AN ADULT

izzylightwood: jace ur the oldest out of us four u are the adult

jacelightwood: i need an adult better at adulting

jacelightwood: an adultier adult

izzylightwood: alexander lightwood i stg if u dont shut the FUCK up i will come in there and CHOP off your fucking dick you F U C K

claryfairchild: ,, wow im glad i do not have a penis

simonlewis: i think it worked ?????

aleclightwood: pls dont chop off my dick i need that

jacelightwood: it's not like you top anyway,,

aleclightwood: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

magnusbane: hm, so tonight was, what? 

claryfairchild: EXPOSED 

aleclightwood: wow,

aleclightwood: im so sick of this disrespect

simonlewis: ok u cant fill the house with your moans and then jumP DOWN OUR THROATS WITH ACCUSATIONS OF DISRESPECT

aleclightwood: THIS IS MY HOUSE I PAY RENT WHAT DO U DO OTHER THAN SWALLOW MY BROTHERS CUM

izzylightwood: I CHOKED

simonlewis: wow i just got fried

simonlewis: and jace is laughing at me

claryfairchild: simon doesn't even have a scalp anymore

magnusbane: alec is the little spoon

aleclightwood: STOP EXPOSING ME

izzylightwood: wtf was that bang

magnusbane: he tried to roll off me and he went too far and fell off the bed

izzylightwood: HAHAHA

claryfairchild: how the hell

aleclightwood: i literally despise all of you

magnusbane: ?

aleclightwood: except for you i adore you

simonlewis: AW

izzylightwood: MAGNUS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER

jacelightwood: HE'S TURNING SOFT

aleclightwood: i am not soft i am a fighting machine (ง'̀-'́)ง

magnusbane: of course you are, dear.

aleclightwood: listen,,

aleclightwood: i,,

aleclightwood: *holds up razor*

aleclightwood: am a MAN

magnusbane: adorable

izzylightwood: alec ur not winning this battle

aleclightwood: he's right im soft

simonlewis: aw alec is a soft gay

aleclightwood: at least im not a coOKING UTENSIL

simonlewis: ,, what 

aleclightwood: idk magnus is playing w my hair i cant function

jacelightwood: i think he was trying to make a pan joke

claryfairchild: alec how do you go from completely destroying simon to making a shitty pun

aleclightwood: i literally do not know fuck offonfnsl

jacelightwood: what

magnusbane: he fell asleep

izzylightwood: soft gay

claryfairchild: soft gay

aleclightwood: FUCK OFF

jacelightwood: WHAT

simonlewis: look i dont play with demons

aleclightwood: my phone woke me up

izzylightwood: alec ur a soft gay

aleclightwood: I AM NOT

magnusbane: you're a soft gay

aleclightwood: fffff damn right i am

simonlewis: wow 

simonlewis: you're whipped

magnusbane: he's leaving the room, i suggest you hide.

simonlewis: OH SHIT

( a/n "im gonna go drop a fridge on myself", "i hope you choke" and "i hope you dont mind me getting blood all over your fridge because im stabbing myself" and like half of the other things said in this are irl quotes )