jacelightwood: that's it im breaking up with simon
aleclightwood: about time
raphaelsantiago: took you long enough
magnusbane: that's not a shock
simonlewis: WHAT IS WITH YOU GUYS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY BULLYING ME IM SICK OF IT
jacelightwood: we were about to have sex
lydiabranwell: that's my cue to leave
jacelightwood: and he was gonna ride me
aleclightwood: we dont need a step by step narration
jacelightwood: he was on top of me and he looked me in the fucking face and whispered
jacelightwood: yeehaaw
maiaroberts: OH MY GOD ALEC JUST SPIT OUT HIS SODA
maiaroberts: AND MAGNUS IS LOSING HIS SHIT
claryfairchild: LITERALLY ALL OF US JUST COLLECTIVELY LOST OUR SHIT
lydiabranwell: JESUS CHRIST IS THIS WHAT I ALWAYS MISS WHEN IM AT WORK IM QUITTING MY JOB
simonlewis: IM SORRY OKAY IT CAME OUT
magnusbane: how does yeehaaw randomly come out when you're about to ride your boyfriend
aleclightwood: im gonna do that now
aleclightwood: like just right before i come just YEEHAAW
magnusbane: oh yes please that turns me on
magnusbane: slap my ass and yell yeehaaw
raphaelsantiago: why are you like this
magnusbane: yeehaaw daddy
raphaelsantiago: alec what did you do to magnus
aleclightwood: i dont know but im sobbing
magnusbane: im imagining someone getting fucked and just yelling YEEHAAW BITCH
lydiabranwell: OH MY GOD
claryfairchild: IM SCREAMING
alinepenhallow: oh my god what did i walk into
aleclightwood: jace told us how during sex simon said yeehaaw and now magnus keeps making fun of it and i caNT BREATHE
magnusbane: say yeehaaw between my legs
aleclightwood: MAGNUS DKFBF
izzylightwood: we've corrupted him
magnusbane: alexander next time we have sex you cant say anything but yeehaaw
aleclightwood: just moan yeehaaw
claryfairchild: we're all losing our shit ive never seen magnus laugh this hard
aleclightwood: yeehaaw daddy
jacelightwood: are you two drunk
magnusbane: drunk on yEEHAAW
YOU ARE READING
geeses » malec
Fanfictiona gc is made and its a mess this is lowkey based off of my gcs and just me as a person so ill put irl quotes at the end [ from my ao3 acc @/garroways ]
