aleclightwood removed simonlewis from the conversation
jacelightwood: what did he do now
aleclightwood: nothing,, his presence just irritates me
jacelightwood: are you ever gonna stop insulting my boyfriend
aleclightwood: are you ever gonna stop walking into my boyfriend's house without knocking
izzylightwood: are you ever gonna actually move out and into magnus' since you're there all the time anyway
claryfairchild: literally you havent slept here in weeks
aleclightwood: i slept there on tuesday
jacelightwood: thats bc magnus kicked you out bc he was sick of you being up all night
aleclightwood: he let me back in the next morning
magnusbane: because you sat outside my door for three hours
aleclightwood: i missed you
lydiabranwell: i just realized how dead i am in this gc haha oops
maiaroberts: wow disgrace
lydiabranwell: fuck off i have work
lydiabranwell: someone has to support us when you're skyping alec for two days straight
aleclightwood: what we dont skype for two days straight
jacelightwood: alec dont
aleclightwood: we skype for two days gay
jacelightwood: dammit
aleclightwood: magnus just shoved me off of him my pun got my cuddle privilege revoked
izzylightwood: instant karma
aleclightwood: HAHA I GOT IT BACK
magnusbane: only so you'd stop looking at me like a kicked puppy
claryfairchild: why are you the bottom and the little spoon you're huge shouldn't you be a top
aleclightwood: that is an offensive stereotype and i will not stand for it
jacelightwood: whether you're a top or bottom depends more on preference
aleclightwood: and i prefer to have magnus on top of me
izzylightwood: okay that's enough information for me thank you
magnusbane: alec keeps putting his cold hands under my shirt i am about to cut them off
aleclightwood: im warming them up
maiaroberts: if u cut off his hands he cant finger u anymore
jacelightwood: stop bringing that up
aleclightwood: oh yeah magnus you like that i guess its more your loss than mine
magnusbane: you make a convincing argument
magnusbane: but i might need more
aleclightwood: i can show you how useful my hands are
claryfairchild: jesus christ
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geeses » malec
Fanfictiona gc is made and its a mess this is lowkey based off of my gcs and just me as a person so ill put irl quotes at the end [ from my ao3 acc @/garroways ]
