EAT THE CLOWNS

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claryfairchild: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS

aleclightwood: IM LOST

maiaroberts: HOW THE HELL DID YOU ALL GET LOST 

simonlewis: GUYS PLEASE THERE ARE CLOWNS EVERYWHERE 

jacelightwood: EAT THE CLOWNS

aleclightwood: MANGOES

aleclightwood: WAIT WHAT

izzylightwood: MANGOES WHAT

aleclightwood: my phone actually despises me

magnusbane: im mangoes now

jacelightwood: MANGOES BOOB

aleclightwood: I MADE ONE (1) MISTAKE

magnusbane: that's two mistakes darling

aleclightwood: i swear,, if one more girl tells me "WOW I LOVE DOGS UR SO CUTE !!373;$" im gonna fucking jump

aleclightwood: why are ppl ignoring my ring 

aleclightwood: do i have to tattoo "IM ENGAGED" on my forehead

izzylightwood: they'll probably think u mean engaged in heterosexual intercourse

aleclightwood: bye

simonlewis: WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU THERE ARE SO MANY CLOWNS IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

maiaroberts: lydia and i are in line for a ride

claryfairchild: of course we all managed to get lost but you two

maiaroberts: bc ur all idiots

aleclightwood: fucking fight me

maiaroberts: i will fuck you

maiaroberts: wait

magnusbane: excuse me

aleclightwood: we're both homosexuals maia

maiaroberts: a comma would've been amazing there

magnusbane: i never thought i would have to fight maia for hitting on alec but,,,, here i go

izzylightwood: alec u got magnus typing like u

aleclightwood: what no he still types like an old man

magnusbane: im sick of the disrespect im not even that much older than you

izzylightwood: point proven

aleclightwood: im trigonometry

aleclightwood: OH MY GOD

maiaroberts: TRIGONOMETRY

aleclightwood: trigofuckyou

simonlewis: TRIGONOMETRISCHE

izzylightwood: TRIGOTHEWHATFUCK

magnusbane: trigoyoureallamess

aleclightwood: OH MY GOD CLARY THIS GIRL RECOGNIZED ME FROM YOUR IG I

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