"Once in college, a teacher told me, 'When you feel important, fill a 5 gallon bucket of water. Then, make a fist and put it in the bucket. Use both hands. Then, pull your hands out. The hole that's left is how important you are.'"
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Quotes from a Wacky English Teacher
Random"Can we do a little focusing on English and not on innuendos?" My English teacher is really. . . interesting. I mean, does your high school English teacher body check you in the hallway, call you by the name of a character in a TV show, or make ran...
