"My wife made me raise a dog before we could have kids. I had to keep it alive for at least year. I named her Tequila. She was a really smart dog. After about 3 tries, 4 max, she had any new skill down solid.
"Why am I telling you this? If a dog can learn how to do something after 3 tries, shouldn't an advanced human be able to do the same thing? If I ever say 'What's my dogs name?' then you've made a dumb mistake.
"Oh, and I have 2 sons, so obviously Tequila survived."
YOU ARE READING
Quotes from a Wacky English Teacher
Casuale"Can we do a little focusing on English and not on innuendos?" My English teacher is really. . . interesting. I mean, does your high school English teacher body check you in the hallway, call you by the name of a character in a TV show, or make ran...
