Teacher's Assistant: I dropped my book!
Teacher: You're a book!
TA: Your face is a book!
Teacher: Your whole body's a book!
TA: Your mom's a book!
Teacher: Your mom's face is a book!
TA: . . . I don't want to know what happens after your mom's whole body. . .
YOU ARE READING
Quotes from a Wacky English Teacher
Random"Can we do a little focusing on English and not on innuendos?" My English teacher is really. . . interesting. I mean, does your high school English teacher body check you in the hallway, call you by the name of a character in a TV show, or make ran...
