Teacher: Girls just like dating douchebags.
Student: Wait. . . but weren't you a douchebag?
Teacher: Yes! Why do you think I know this?
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Teacher: Girls just like dating douchebags.
Student: Wait. . . but weren't you a douchebag?
Teacher: Yes! Why do you think I know this?