BSD ON CRACK

What ya got there?

Kunikida- *at his desk and typing away on his laptop*

Dazai- *watching from the distance* hey Akiko, have you ever wondered what Kunikida has in his desk?

Akiko- I've wondered a lot of stuff of him, like when will I get to do treatment on him.

Dazai- but you just did a couple of months ago.

Akiko- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) I know~

Dazai- uh okay, no but seriously. What does that hoe have in his desk?

Atsushi- *pops up from the bottom of the table* probably porn.

Dazai- *le gasp* how dare you say such naughty things Atsushi? Keep those disgusting thoughts to yourself.

Atsushi- *looks down* sorry.

Akiko- we should find out tonight, when Kunikida leaves of course. We could be ninjas in the night and find out.

Atsushi- I'm in. *leaves the room*

Dazai- Lets do this shit.

~11:42~
At the agency。

Kunikida- *walks out and closes the door*

Akiko and Atsushi- *magically come out behind from a plant*

Akiko- where the fuck is that bandage whore?

Dazai- I can fucking hear you bitch, *pops up behind Akiko with a ninja costume*

Atsushi- what are you wearing?

Dazai- Akiko said we'll be ninjas in the night so I got this on EBay.

Akiko- dumbass.

The trio- *crawl to Kunikida's desk*

Dazai- *takes out a bobbypin and unlocks it and opens it* OH MY GOD!

Akiko- what is it?

Dazai- look at all this porn! *takes out Play boy magazines*

Atsushi- told you son of bitches. ¬_¬

Dazai- *looks for more and takes out an ideal and a black notebook*

Akiko- why would he leave this behind?

Dazai- *takes the ideal away* this is more than an ideal. *peels off the cover and reveals a pink book*

Atsushi- *gasp* he has a dairy?!

Akiko- *flips through pages*

Dear Diary, today was the best fucking day of my life. You know my partner, Dazai Osamu. Well he laughed at my joke and winked at me! I hope I have the courage to tell him my feelings.

-Kuni ♡

Dazai- Dafuq?

Atsushi- and from this moment, I will never see Kunikida the same ever again. =_=

Akiko- wait, does this mean that Kunikida is gay? For that? *points at Dazai*

Dazai- BITCH I WILL EAT YOU!

Akiko- shut up... but really. Does this mean that he's gay?

Dazai- sorry I'm taken. From him. *puts Atsushi on his lap*

Atsushi- *covers his nosebleed*

Akiko- man y'all guys are gay.

Atsushi- what is that? *points at the black notebook*

Dazai- *picks up the book* it says Death Note.

Akiko- *le gasp* Dazai drop that shit down, I know what it is!

Atsushi- what is it?

Akiko- I saw this on a show once, if you write someone's name on it, they'll die.

Dazai- oh hells nahw *drops the book*

Atsushi- we gotta burn this motherfucker.

Akiko- I agree.

Outside the agency。

Dazai, Atsushi, and Akiko- *watching the book burn*

Dazai- shit, one more thing! *shows the pink diary*

Akiko- and why that?

Dazai- uh, I don't wanna a hoe to write about me.

Atsushi- it is weird.

Dazai- *throws the diary in the fire and watches it burn* Burn baby, burn!

Atsushi- die bitches! DIE! *throws the Play boy magazines to the fire*

Akiko- Idiots.