If u were waiting for some chuuaku, well here's your juice, kid. This whole idea came from a kdrama I've been watching, I crack up in every single episode.
Chuuya- *sighs* what a boring ass day at work it was
Akutagawa- *sees Chuuya from the corner of his eye* hey, Chuuya, going home?
Chuuya- yeah, wanna come back with me babe?
Akutagawa- hm, i was gonna go and not totally stalk Dazai and the weretiger but now that u offer that yeah I'll go with you
Chuuya- *wraps arm around Akutagawa's waist* you've been such a good boy, want me to reward you for you're hard work? *fuckboi smirks*
Akutagawa- yus plz
In Chuuya's bedroom。where the ratings go up from here。🤠
Chuuya- *drops Akutagawa onto his bed* get ready babe
Akutagawa- *scared virgin* um, are we going all the way?
Chuuya- of course we are, want vanilla or kinky?
Akutagawa- *confused virgin from the Port Mafia* what is that?
Chuuya- vanilla is soft and normal sex, kinky is where the fun and rough play comes in *winks*
Akutagawa- is that what people referred to kinks?
Chuuya- yeah, so, Ryu. Got a kink u might wanna share?
Akutagawa- *nervous, shy virgin* ummm...
Chuuya- come on, let your wild fantasies come out, I'll give it to you *whispers huskily in Akutagawa's ear*
Akutagawa- you know what? I do have something in mind actually.
Chuuya- yeah? *starts trailing kisses down Akutagawa's neck* come on tell me.
Akutagawa- talk dirty to me, say nasty stuff to me.
Chuuya- oh? Well consider urself lucky cuz I happen to be good at that.
Akutagawa- okay then, let's give it a go.
[Slow jazz music starts]
Chuuya- *takes shirt off, then takes Akutagawa's pants*
Akutagawa- *blushes*
Chuuya- *leans down into Akutagawa's ear* you dirty boy~
[Jazz music stops]
Akutagawa- *stops blushing and frowns*
Chuuya- what? Not strong enough?
Akutagawa- ur a pussy if u can only handle that
Chuuya- Hey i'm the one here who tops alright?
Akutagawa- whatever, just...get into the mood yeah?
Chuuya- anything for you my baby boy
[Slow jazz music starts again]
Chuuya- *places Akutagawa's legs on top of his shoulders and starts kissing his inner thighs*
Akutagawa- *moves head aside in embarrassment* C-chuuya
Chuuya- *bites thigh softly* you... *leans closer to his crotch* you... *sits up* you...
Chuuya's "dirty words"- *censors, just a long ass 5 min beep*
Akutagawa- *listens blankly at Chuuya while he verbally talks dirty*
Chuuya- *continues to dirty talk*
Akutagawa- *slaps Chuuya*
[Jazz music stops... again]
Chuuya- *silence*
Akutagawa- *continues to stare blankly at Chuuya*
Chuuya- ...too much?
Akutagawa- why would u talk shit about Dazai?
Chuuya- i-
Akutagawa- you called Dazai a ----------------------------------------------- and you just went too far.
Chuuya- not the kind of dirty talk you wanted?
Akutagawa- u. Sleep on the floor now.
Chuuya- what?! This is my room.
Akutagawa- did i ask? No, sleep on the floor now.
Chuuya- *gets off bed* fine
Akutagawa- and while you're down there, try to practice on your so called dirty talk.
Chuuya- *lays down* yeah yeah, sorry
Akutagawa- *lays on bed* seriously, you killed the kink that I wanted to get into, Chuuya
Chuuya- i said sorry
Akutagawa- next time, we're trying vanilla
Chuuya- *soul leaves body*
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FanfictionOnce the world was a rotten hell, but now heros from the shad- Dazai- can we just cut to the scene where I find the perfect bitch to commit suicide with? Atsushi- you interrupted the intro! *sighs* Akiko- well Dazai does ruin shit every time *claps...
