BSD ON CRACK

Ribs

Tanizaki- another day at the agency. *walks in and finds no one in there*... what the hell?

At the baseball field。

Ranpo- *swings bat and hits the ball* That's a hit for sure!

Akiko- *at the other side with Chuuya* why the fuck are we here for?

Chuuya- boss and your chief wanted to let both sides have a day off in the field.

Akiko- then where is Dazai?

Chuuya- how the fuck should I know? He's probably committing suicide with someone right now. :)

Ranpo- I'm exhausted, Atsushi play for me will you?

Atsushi- *in the bleachers all alone* hai!

Kenji- I'll be the pitcher! *walks to the field*

Naomi- could this get any worse?

Ranpo- what are you talking about?

Naomi- dumbass, do you think that Atsushi is going to hit Kenji's throw?!

Ranpo- shit, that bitch is dead for sure.

Kenji- I'll go easy on you okay Atsushi?

Atsushi- *smiles like an angel* okay!

Kenji- *throws ball at Atsushi at high speed*

Atsushi- *tries to hit ball but instead gets knocked down to the floor*

Akutagawa- YES THE WERETIGER IS DOWN!

Yumeno- Bitch shut the hell up.

Naomi- uh guys I think Atsushi broke his ribs.

Ranpo- Oh shit! *throws his bottle of coke on the floor and runs to Atsushi*

At the hospital。

Atsushi- *on wheel chair* Fuck my ribs!

Ranpo- it's going to be okay.

Atsushi- how the fuck is this okay? My ribs are literally BROKEN?!

Ranpo- *takes out Atsushi's phone from pocket* it's a message from Dazai.

Atsushi- what does it say?

Ranpo- uh.

Dazai✨:
Hurry back, I'm feeling horny just thinking about you

Ranpo- uh he says he loves you.

Atsushi- *blushes* he's a fucking dumbass

Ranpo- I just remembered something, where was Tanizaki the whole time?

At the baseball field。

Tanizaki- guys I got the sticky note on my computer an- *finds no one on the field* FUCK!