Dazai- I have a perfect idea!
Ranpo- let me guess, you want us to find a hoe for you to die with?
Dazai- no! But that would be nice of you. Anyways, lets vote for the person that will be cross dressing!
Kunikida- count me out, I do not look good on a miniskirt.
Akiko- how do you know that you look bad on one? Have you tried it?
Kunikida- *close 'ideal' and blushes* no I have not!
Akiko- mhm.
Dazai- so? Who's cross dressing for us, we'll also get to make them wear what we want and post it on social media. So vote carefully!
Ranpo- my vote goes for Kyouka!
Dazai- *puts checkmark under Kyouka's name on a board*
Akiko- Ranpo for life bitches.
Ranpo- why me?!
Akiko- you look cute when you get mad.
Dazai- one for Ranpo! *puts checkmark*
Kunikida- I go for Dazai because he's a fucking dumbass for making this game up.
Dazai- why thank you, but I've tried a skirt on before and believe me, you'll be dying to see me in more of them. *winks*
Akiko- *gags* gross.
Tanizaki- I want Kyouka!
Kyouka- *in the back* Why me.
Akutagawa- IvoteforAtsushi! *blushes hard*
Atsushi- but why?
Dazai- ooh I agree. *puts checkmark on Atsushi's name*
Naomi- I vote Tanizaki!
Ranpo- of course.
Kenji- my vote goes for Atsushi!
Dazai- this is why I love Kenji!
President- I'm just voting for Kyouka.
Atsushi- I'm going to do my logical thinking and go for Akiko.
Akiko- I'll make sure to give you extra treatment next time~ *licks lips*
Dazai- *shows board to everyone*
Kyouka: iii
Atsushi (my aesthetic.): ii
Kunikida:
Akiko: i
Tanizaki: i
Ranpo: i
Naomi:
Dazai: i
Kenji:
Dazai- so Naomi, Kunikida, and Kenji are safe from this embarrassing game!
Kenji- yay!
Tanizaki- Kyouka won.
Atsushi- let's do Kyouka, please.
Akutagawa- but I voted for you and I demand to see you in a dress weretiger.
Everyone except Dazai- *starts arguing about who's going to dress*
Dazai- the voting isn't over yet!
Kunikida- what do you mean?
Dazai- I haven't voted yet remember?
Ranpo- I have a bad feeling about this
Tanizaki- I already know who he's voting for.
Dazai- I vote for ATSUSHI!
Atsushi- no!
Dazai- yes!
Akiko- but that just makes it a tie.
Dazai- I'm not finished yet. It's three more votes actually, me, *puts checkmark* myself, *adds another checkmark* AND I! *puts another checkmark and breaks chalk* THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!
Kyouka: iii
Atsushi (my aesthetic.): iiiii
Kunikida:
Akiko: i
Tanizaki: i
Ranpo: i
Naomi:
Dazai: i
Kenji:
Ranpo- aww pickles!
Atsushi- I'm seriously dead!
Akutagawa- *takes a dress with neko ears* I've been dreaming of this moment.
Dazai and Akutagawa- *drags Atsushi to dressing rooms*
Atsushi- wait no!
~A few moments later。
Akiko- *knocks door* Atsushi are you finish?
Atsushi- I-I'M NEVER COMING OUT!
Ranpo- you're never coming out of the closet? That's gay.
Dazai- Ranpo shut your mouth, please. Atsushi please come out, I want to see how you look!
Akutagawa- you sound like a desperate whore Dazai.
Dazai- I'm so desperate to see Atsushi in a dress that you have no idea how desperate I am.
Tanizaki- that's fucking desperate.
Dazai- I know right?
Atsushi- I'm coming out because it's fucking hot in here!
Akutagawa- *takes phone out* I have to take pictures!
Dazai- I was doing the same thing!
Atsushi- *walks out with a black maid dress with a choker on and grey neko ears*
Naomi- so Kawai!!
Kyouka- I feel so sorry for him.
Akiko- make your tail come out to make it better!
Atsushi- *groans* fine. *summons tail*
Akutagawa and Dazai- OH MY GOD *gets nosebleed*
Ranpo- I fucking love it!
Tanizaki- I'm never seeing Atsushi in the face again. *walks out*
Everyone- *takes pictures of Atsushi*
~Later that night。
Akiko and Ranpo- *walks out of agency*
Ranpo- that was exhausting *stretches arms*
Akiko- you can say that again, I wonder when Dazai and Akutagawa will be finish.
Ranpo- what do you mean?
Akiko- they're not finish putting outfits on Atsushi.
Ranpo- poor Atsushi.
~Still at the Agency 。
Dazai- now put this one on with the bunny tail and ears!
Akutagawa- no this one with this miniskirt!
Atsushi- *tired of changing to girl's clothing and sleeps on the couch*
Dazai- why don't we let Atsushi deci- Atsushi?
Akutagawa- he's even adorable when he sleeps. *wipes tear away*
Dazai- *kneels down and pulls up Atsushi's dress* oh my. *takes pic*
Akutagawa- ya nasty let him go!
Dazai- but he's wearing an underwear with a cat emoji!
Akutagawa- *takes pics also*
Dazai- *takes coat off and covers Atsushi with it* I'm letting him sleep now. *walks away*
Akutagawa- *waits for him to leave and takes coat off, throws Dazai's in the trashcan and covers Atsushi with his instead*
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FanfictionOnce the world was a rotten hell, but now heros from the shad- Dazai- can we just cut to the scene where I find the perfect bitch to commit suicide with? Atsushi- you interrupted the intro! *sighs* Akiko- well Dazai does ruin shit every time *claps...
